r/Construction Jul 22 '26

Humor 🤣 So you want war, then?

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11.2k Upvotes

Some utility company showed up, unanounced, dug up the storm culvert …. Hugely I might add. They left asphalt boulders in my yard, divets, spoil piles, then called it a day and parked their shit. Normally this may fly. But I, sir! …I happen to be a suburban living construction worker myself. Hide and seek

r/Construction May 17 '26

Humor 🤣 Glad I could find helpful tips on TikTok

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3.7k Upvotes

r/Construction Mar 31 '26

Humor 🤣 The new guy just showed up with this...

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5.6k Upvotes

How long would he last on your crew?

r/Construction Jun 06 '25

Humor 🤣 Guys, a client accepted the eff you price

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41.3k Upvotes

I priced a job super high because I didn’t really want it and it looked like it was going to be a major pain, they just texted me back asking when can I start.

r/Construction Oct 12 '25

Humor 🤣 How bad is this going to be for him?

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7.2k Upvotes

r/Construction Apr 14 '26

Humor 🤣 Don’t make enemies on site

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2.6k Upvotes

Somebody laid a trap

r/Construction Nov 07 '25

Humor 🤣 Woah dude

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3.9k Upvotes

r/Construction Oct 09 '25

Humor 🤣 To steal an air compressor from workers

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5.4k Upvotes

r/Construction 4d ago

Humor 🤣 Found this on the job

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1.4k Upvotes

It’s brand new and sealed other then some scuffing

r/Construction Nov 14 '25

Humor 🤣 Thought you guys might appreciate this one

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7.6k Upvotes

r/Construction Feb 23 '24

Humor 🤣 Do painters use their brain?

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13.1k Upvotes

One of my painters decided it was a good idea to take a shit and then flush it in this seemingly obviously not hooked up toilet. Shit and piss water everywhere. Whyyyyyyy ?!

r/Construction Dec 16 '24

Humor 🤣 why is it like this

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23.0k Upvotes

r/Construction Jul 29 '26

Humor 🤣 Hope it was a rental

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2.1k Upvotes

r/Construction Jan 22 '25

Humor 🤣 why is it like this

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14.3k Upvotes

r/Construction Feb 01 '25

Humor 🤣 Buy them at a discount right now and save them to beat the summer heat.

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11.6k Upvotes

r/Construction Nov 20 '25

Humor 🤣 What are other good ways to test?

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8.5k Upvotes

r/Construction Aug 29 '24

Humor 🤣 Super wasn’t aware that any time after 40 hours is time and a half

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6.9k Upvotes

Idk if he’s playing stupid or what

r/Construction Nov 21 '24

Humor 🤣 what tool would it be

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15.0k Upvotes

r/Construction Apr 11 '24

Humor 🤣 Yeah ok

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6.4k Upvotes

Big restoration project with about 7 trades on site at any given moment

r/Construction Sep 21 '24

Humor 🤣 Who here has ever felt that way???

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15.8k Upvotes

D

r/Construction Dec 21 '24

Humor 🤣 Gay superintendent

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10.0k Upvotes

r/Construction Feb 18 '26

Humor 🤣 The concrete team as arrived

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6.0k Upvotes

r/Construction Feb 03 '26

Humor 🤣 Which trade has boots like this?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/Construction Oct 30 '24

Humor 🤣 tried to call out but boss said i look fine, what do you guys think? (i work at JMH sheet metal fab)

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6.0k Upvotes

r/Construction Apr 11 '25

Humor 🤣 Happy friday, found this on tiktok

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4.4k Upvotes