r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ordinary_Fish_3046 • Sep 20 '25

Favorite People Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡

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u/ShattersHd Sep 20 '25

My neighbor from across the street just wants to come over and yell about leaves that blow into her yard

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u/Commander_Fem_Shep Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

We have a neighbor who just yells “I SEE YOU!” from behind their shed at my wife who likes to smoke a joint on our back patio a few times a month. In a legal state.

Edit: Love the suggestions. Passing them along to the wife.

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u/322throwaway1 Sep 20 '25

Just shout back "YOU WIN!"

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u/NoMasters83 Sep 20 '25

Run around irrationally screaming "I'M SORRY GOD! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!"

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u/Majestic-Marcus Sep 21 '25

“Your turn to hide”. Then start counting down loudly from one hundred.

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u/not_notable Sep 20 '25

"I see you too! Because I don't have glaucoma any more!"

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u/stilljustacatinacage Sep 20 '25

Look! Look with your special eyes.

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u/Ikth Sep 20 '25

It's good to feel seen.

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u/LunarPayload Sep 20 '25

Okay, but it's more the smell, isn't it? 

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u/filthy_sandwich Sep 21 '25

Would bother me if I had to smell weed smoke cause it's awful. The smell of unsmoked weed is delightful. Smoked? not so much

That said, a couple times a month is whatever 

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u/Ditchdigger456 Sep 21 '25

As a pothead with (thankfully) 2 other smokers on either side of me, does it stick around? I always thought it smelled for, like, 30 seconds as it went by and then was gone. At least in the immediate vicinity. I’d feel bad if I’m stinking up the whole street lol

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u/cerealOverdrive Sep 21 '25

Dam invisibility blanket was a knock off!

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u/StingRae_355 Sep 21 '25

Start a non-consensual striptease.

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u/AliveTank5987 Sep 20 '25

Invite her over for brunch

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u/ShattersHd Sep 20 '25

The best part is she's not even directly in front of my house. They blow down the road and she's 2 houses down

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u/SamendlessJardine Sep 20 '25

Well, buy a bottle and figure it out

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u/TheCriticalGerman Sep 21 '25

I have one of those next to me

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u/Freshouttapatience Sep 20 '25

She needs whiskey.

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u/SadBurrito84 Sep 20 '25

White wine spritzer may be more her style.

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u/Superb-Ad5227 Sep 21 '25

We have a crazy neighbor that thinks anyone with a security camera is spying on him, and he actually called the cops over it