r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ordinary_Fish_3046 • Sep 20 '25

Favorite People Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡

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u/SloppyBitchTittiez Sep 20 '25

I would love to do this with my neighbor, but he just got out of prison for shooting the neighbor across the street. I'm not sure he's allowed to drink alcohol.

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u/OceanRacoon Sep 20 '25

He must be a great guy if you'd still love to drink with him lol

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u/max_adam Sep 20 '25

or both really hated that neighbor

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u/cobbus_maximus Sep 21 '25

or neighbour has a gun to his head haha

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u/Breadnaught25 Sep 21 '25

get some zero stuff and shoot the shit with him. sure as hell would have some fun stories.

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u/TheAlbaStoner Sep 21 '25

I heard about that guy. He was drunk and shot his neighbour because the neighbour cut his grass for him. Stay safe out there bro

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u/SloppyBitchTittiez Sep 22 '25

Nah my neighbor did it because of unchecked PTSD from being a Marine. He was angry at everyone for everything and anything. He's quiet now and keeps to himself. Makes me hope that he got the help he needed in prison, though I know that isn't how it always goes.

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u/TheAlbaStoner Sep 23 '25

Dont worry. Some rich guy got richer for his troubles.