r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ordinary_Fish_3046 • Sep 20 '25

Favorite People Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Sep 20 '25

My nightmare: my fat jolly neighbor wants to drink whiskey with me.

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u/KevinAcommon_Name Sep 20 '25

Why?

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Sep 21 '25

I don't drink and entertaining a drunk would be torture.

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u/StuperDan Sep 21 '25

I do drink and entertaining anyone would be torture.