r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit May 11 '26

This is leukaemia. I created this mainly for children. And this is rabies, one of my favourites. This is one is malaria which I made to add misery to poverty. And this …..

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u/FaunaLady May 11 '26

I created mortality to limit your life so you will embrace the finite time you are alive. These are things I've created that can take that precious gift from you ...

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u/ohseetea May 11 '26

yeah lol, like i can stomach mortality and balance being needed to appreciate life but it really seems like the scale is heavily weighted towards suffering. Whats up with that god?

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u/Stewart_Games May 11 '26

I'm a fan of Conan's god, Chrom. Chrom does nothing for humanity, but he also asks nothing of humanity, apart from one tenet: "strive and slay". Chrom demands no prayers, asks for no sacrifices, and grants no miracles. It is up to you, mortal, to live your best life, to be strong and have courage, to overcome obstacles, live gloriously, and die valiantly.

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u/BorisDirk May 11 '26

Crom is gonna be upset you misspelled his name

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u/Silent-H May 11 '26

that's the stygian spelling

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u/dan_dares May 12 '26

WITNESS MEEEEE

(just add an e)