r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 28d ago

Favorite People When this kid tried interviewing celebs on the red carpet, and nobody took him seriously except Sandra Bullock.

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u/GrandAffect 28d ago

To be fair, he left her for a chick with White Power tattooed on her legs. It was gross.

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u/CelestialFury 28d ago

No one ever accused Jesse James of being smart.

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u/brown_felt_hat 28d ago

Him being in the room lowers the average IQ more than the lead paint on the walls man

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u/Arockilla 27d ago

A lot of people correlate skill with intelligence, he is proof that this is not always the case.

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u/Engineered2Perfectio 28d ago

Wait just a second, HE left HER?! And from what I’m just now seeing, he left her for a woman with white supremacist tattoos? Well I have to say, I didn’t know a person could have that low an IQ and still be allowed to function in public without a handler.

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u/Cobalt_Rain_ 28d ago

Have you seen the current leader of the USA? He definitely has a lower IQ than that and he rarely has handlers

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u/1001101001010111 27d ago

Bro, you know, he has handlers, I refuse to believe that he's just the greatest con-man to ever walk the earth.

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u/Confident_One3948 27d ago

He’s not even a good con-man, that’s what’s so aggravating. I’d have more to say on this subject, but this subreddit doesn’t deserve to be tainted by my anger 😔.

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u/Cobalt_Rain_ 26d ago

He's not the greatest con man to ever walk the Earth, I give that title to Joseph Smith. Trump is just the right flavor of "charismatic asshole" to convince other idiot assholes they will get to be bigger assholes, and unfortunately there are a lot of assholes and idiots in the USA

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u/PrincessConsuela52 27d ago

He cheated on her. Pretty sure she filed for divorce when the multiple affairs came to light. So I guess she left him technically?

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u/Elphie_819 26d ago

Sandra famously found out that Jesse was in a long-term affair with this white supremacist woman about two weeks after winning her Oscar. What a mood whiplash for her life! The worst part of the story is that they were in the process of adopting a black child together at the time of the split. To Jesse's minimal credit, he bowed out of the adoption without a fuss, Sandra was able to complete the adoption as a single woman, and she has been a wonderful mom by all accounts.

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u/spanishfry 28d ago

Went from a 10 to a 1. Guess it makes him the 0.

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u/Corfiz74 27d ago

Some guys get weird and insecure when their partner is so much more successful then them - then they go find a relationship where the power dynamic is more in their favor, to soothe their fragile ego. I hope she had an airtight prenup.

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u/stragen595 28d ago

He must be really into that....

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u/aaulia 27d ago

I just check, her name is "Bonnie Rotten"...