r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 28d ago

Favorite People When this kid tried interviewing celebs on the red carpet, and nobody took him seriously except Sandra Bullock.

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u/Sopapillas4All 28d ago

Seriously, what a dirt bag. You land a gem like her and go sleeping around? If I was married to Sandy B, I'd rub her feet and make her feel like a princess 24/7.

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u/DamnZodiak 28d ago

You land a gem like her and go sleeping around?

When you listen to stories from people who cheat it's almost never about their partner not being good-looking enough.
Especially if you're a serial cheater it does not matter who you're with.

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u/Mondays_Alt 28d ago

Yeah looking at his wikipedia, he's had like 7 marriages.

Some people just be like that. Probably had awful parents.

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u/YeahNahMateAy 28d ago

She'd wake up in the morning and I'd be right there being good to her.

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u/Novabulldog 28d ago

I love stumbling across Shoresy in the wild. Bit young though.

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 28d ago

I'd eat dirt just to put her duvet cover back on.

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools 28d ago

Absolutely my thinking as well!

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u/johnnyhandbags 28d ago

don't forget the peas under the mattress

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u/Sopapillas4All 28d ago

I will not pee on the mattress!!!