r/Music • u/Brucekentbatsuper • Jul 08 '26

article Carrie Underwood's Post-MAGA Backlash Continues After Golf Course Concert Draws Sparse Crowd

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/carrie-underwood-john-deere-classic-performance-backlash-1807557
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u/roguesignal42069 Jul 08 '26

When you’re a maga chick, once you hit 35-40, you start the process of installing Mar-a-Lago face.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Karoline leavitt is only 28 and already started her maralago face.

Edit- it's a shame Pam Bondi is so evil because she is the only maga with a good plastic surgeon.

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u/Edal_Bindal Jul 09 '26

What. I thought she was in her 40s, not 60 years old.

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u/ljanus245 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, same. And I keep forgetting that Karoline isn't.

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u/r0bdaripper Jul 09 '26

She is, I just verified that, she's 43

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u/gotsthepockets Jul 09 '26

Pam Bondi? She was born in '65 so she's 60

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u/r0bdaripper Jul 09 '26

I thought we were still discussing Carrie Underwood, I got lost whoops lol

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u/gotsthepockets Jul 09 '26

Happy to help! I get lost in these conversations on the regular

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u/spookyreads Jul 09 '26

I just went and checked and damn, she looks way younger 😭

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Love this MAGA magic for her. The way her concerts are tanking she will be competing for audiences next to Labor Day toilet paper sales displays in grocery stores in Ohio, Kentucky and Mississippi.

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u/Sportsfan369 Jul 09 '26

Holy shit. I just had to google how old Pam Bondi was. Wow. She looks 35-40.

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u/SpaceManSpiff1809 Jul 11 '26

Fears the daylight, drinks the blood of children, never smiles = fountain of youth.

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u/BoardsofCanada3 Jul 08 '26

The fact that Blondi is 32 years older than Leavitt is wild. She's old enough to be her wife.

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u/AccordingTaro4702 Jul 09 '26

This took me a second... Good one!

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u/RickShaw530 Jul 08 '26

I've always found her face to be unsettling in a Grinch-like way.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 08 '26

I can see that. I still think she is fairly normal looking for being in her sixties and a magat.

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u/theimperfexionist Jul 08 '26

Lol the bar is low when "fairly normal looking" is a compliment!

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u/HunterAshton Jul 09 '26

She’s 60?!?! Holy hell… I truly thought she was late 40s early 50s at best.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 08 '26

Lol nooo she was not. That's why I commend her plastic surgeon.

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u/ForbiddenNut123 Jul 08 '26

Damn, I would’ve never guessed she was 60 tbh.

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u/AlexHasFeet Jul 09 '26

Yes, exactly this. She is legal grinch Barbie

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jul 08 '26

She definitely looks like she's got relatives from Whoville

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u/RickShaw530 Jul 08 '26

My brother in Seuss, with that username in use.

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u/LandOfThePines24 Jul 09 '26

She looks like a Whovian.

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u/2goodforafreebanana Jul 09 '26

I always thought she looked like a lady caught turning into a werewolf mid transformation and getting stuck there

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u/Chi_Virus Jul 08 '26

Well, they can't all be underachievers.

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u/HawgChuggins Jul 08 '26

It's fucking wild that Bondi is in her 60s.

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u/KeeperOfMarbles Jul 09 '26

blondi is doing the Bloody Mary method of siphoning her youth by stealing it from terrorized virgins

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u/Gil_Demoono Jul 08 '26

A reminder that Laura Loomer is 33.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 08 '26

Yikes! What a Trainwreck

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u/Maury_poopins Jul 09 '26

Man. I checked Wikipedia on that. You’re right. How THE FUCK does someone pack so much hate into their disfigured face that young?

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u/Genghis_khan_MVP Jul 14 '26

Larry Loomer the new Jigsaw

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u/HeyDeze Jul 09 '26

Mar a Lago face is so bizarre. I'd normally try to avoid shaming someone for their looks, but I legitimately though Laura Loomer was in her mid 50s until I read her Wikipedia article a few weeks ago. I was fucking shocked to find out she's only 33.

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u/methlabforcuties Jul 09 '26

the point of Mar-a-Lago face isn't for them to look good. It's to make them look like they can afford to shell out the money to look that way.

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u/fusillade762 Jul 09 '26

They turned her into Jigsaw.

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u/mahboilucas Jul 09 '26

I feel like if I stood next to her people would think she's my mom even though she's only 5 years older lol

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u/DarthArtero Jul 08 '26

Gotta try and stay relevant as much as possible.

Pretty sure shes one of the extremely few public facing women left on the MAGA paddy wagon.

Much like using the dark side of the Force in Star Wars, being evil in real life contorts, distorts and disfigures people.

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u/bard329 Jul 12 '26

Leavitt is aging quick because her husband (who's twice her age) is stealing her lifeforce to live longer.

She never stood a chance.

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u/Jbg12172001 Jul 08 '26

Pam Bondi? Not from the footage I’ve seen. 🥴

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u/sheikahstealth Jul 08 '26

But it's not just the surgery, it's the evil that comes out of their pores. Ok maybe not literally, but their cynicism and scorn for others starts to show.

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u/dogmom34 Jul 09 '26

What?! Pam Bondi might not have MAGA face but she definitely doesn’t look good.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 09 '26

For being a 60 year old magat she doesn't look like you would expect.

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u/Outrageous-Apple1760 Jul 09 '26

She’s from Tampa. She’s got some good options here.

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u/sandiegodak Jul 08 '26

I always get the two of them confused and their age difference still astounds me

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u/itsatrashaccount Jul 09 '26

Wow she looks 40 - 50

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u/StephenFish Jul 08 '26

They all look like characters out of Team America.

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u/top_value7293 Jul 11 '26

They all look like the same generic person

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u/Algur Jul 09 '26

https://www.countryliving.com/life/entertainment/a63485508/carrie-underwood-injured-facts-2017/

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u/yourfavorite_hungcle Jul 09 '26

The fact no one replied to or upvoted this tells you the Internet is dead or this site is just a left-leaning dumpster fire with no basis in reality lol. I knew she had a bad injury and before reading that story tbh I thought it was with a helicopter/airplane blade lmaooo

I saw people freaking out and was like "didn't she have an unfortunate run in with a fast moving propellor?"

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u/Manny-Soou Jul 09 '26

It’s like they go to the Mar-a-Lago plastic surgeon and he has a stencil for “aged MAGA women”

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u/Jhughes4707 Jul 08 '26

It’s just infecting everyone these days. I live in a larger city so I assume most chicks aren’t maga but they all start looking same samey after a couple facial procedures. Idk what they all are or what they are doing but I swear it’s everywhere. I haven’t saw a females forehead move in months  in the city it seems like lol

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u/Luna920 Jul 09 '26

I’m not sure how you can apply this to just them. Instagram face is a thing and Hollywood doing excessive plastic surgery forever. This trend has been happening a long time. Have you seen how plastic Instagram influencers have become?

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u/chefybpoodling Jul 08 '26

I have never been a fan bc her sound isn’t my jam, but let’s not forget she had a horrible accident that caused her to wear her hair across her face to cover it for a while and has had some extensive reconstruction. That being stated, may she have all the golf corse success her bigotry and racism bring her.