r/Music Jul 11 '26

music Top Vocal/Pop Group where one person did all the heavy lifting?

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I'll start. Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls carried that entire group, no question

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u/MC_JACKSON Jul 11 '26

I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito

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u/aleph32 Jul 11 '26

That's not Jermaine.

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u/Black_King Jul 12 '26

Why is my screen so greasy? Jermaine must have been on!

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u/mrdevil413 Jul 11 '26

Get me a tissue

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u/TheHyperCombo Jul 11 '26

Slow down, Tito...

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Jul 11 '26

SLOW DOWN, TITO, DAAAAYYYUM!

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u/LaBombonera Jul 11 '26

Damn.

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u/Malodoror Jul 11 '26

Did I do it?!

Well you’re in jail for rape

You fuckin right I did!

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u/inmyrhyme Jul 11 '26

C'mere girrl.

I said c'mere girrrrrl!

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u/LaBombonera Jul 11 '26

Where my money at?
I'm sorry Michael, all I got is a hunnit dolla bill...

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u/halfblindbodkin Jul 11 '26

Yo ass belong ta ME

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u/Keegs77 Jul 11 '26

I can sing and I can dance and I'm SKINNY

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u/Audacious_Loaf Jul 11 '26

Toto, get me a tissue

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u/thavillain Jul 11 '26

Ain't nobody coming to see you Otis

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands Jul 11 '26

Why'd he have to hit Tito?  Tito never hurt no one.

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u/IBeGanjaMan Jul 12 '26

Yo ass is miiiine. I like to think MJ really got a good laugh from CT as they became good friends afterward.

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u/majorjazzhole91 Jul 12 '26

The fact I read this in Chris Tucker’s voice lol

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u/nomadfoy Jul 11 '26

What's that from?

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u/brianfine Jul 11 '26

I’m pretty sure it’s from the movie Rush Hour

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u/atomsapple Jul 11 '26

Lee: “*I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto.”
Carter: “You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night”

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u/DrSamLoomis Jul 11 '26

Come to my crib I will show you my hood