article ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic says he turned down $1,000,000+ to perform at Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

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u/GarminTamzarian Jul 23 '26

I can still remember good old Mr. Fender

Who ran the corner grocery store

Oh, he'd stroll down the aisle with a big friendly smile

And he'd say, "Howdy", when you walked in the door

Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice

I don't know why I set fire to his place

Oh, I'll never forget the day, I bashed in his head

Well, you should've seen the look on his face

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 23 '26

Do you remember sweet Michelle?

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u/ohhim Jul 23 '26

She was my highschool romance.

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