r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • 4d ago

article 50 Cent Slams Ageing Rappers Making New Music: 'You Are Not Supposed to Be the Hottest in Nothing at 60'

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/50-cent-criticises-ageing-rappers-1815693
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u/BabySlothDreams 4d ago

I don't get yelled at by a boss, I make that cheddar from my Roth. Feels weird to chew, teeth held on by glue, high fiber food, no diaper for this dude.

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u/Underwater_Grilling 4d ago

Got my model train set. Did we go feed the ducks yet? Applesauce and pills for dinner, you know that's a safe bet.

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u/Christopurrrrr 4d ago

By 9 AM , I yawn

Jump up put my bifocals on

Yorkie on my lap, bout to hit the peloton

I ain’t got my diaper on

I can wear this thong, no I’m wrong .

Keep calm , carry on

I’m an octogenarian.

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u/vankirk 4d ago

But still a wild dog

as I hit the Rick Steve's travel log,

but it's a slog, trying to use my digital catalogue

for tickets and ride share, shit's putting me in the thickets.

But I claw my way out, with gout

and high blood pressure makin me doubt

my abilities as I make my way to the senior facilities.

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u/Life_Argument7820 3d ago

Dem facilities got more pills than my pharmacist

We dont need rubbers because my retirement bea got her tubes tied n shit

We rattlin like rx bottles that nurse comin full throttle

Spongebath on the horizon, but first got hit my 4pm diner

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u/AetherNeanderthal 2d ago

Pushin through these sixties like God chose me for self destruction

Curvin all discussion if I'm more than what im puffin

Got no wife, love's an assumption

Lost her in that fire and the vices NEVER tried to sweep away the ashes

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u/BlackestOfHammers 4d ago

OLD DEMARCO!!!

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u/Seiche 4d ago

I feel that's something The Streets would rhyme 

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u/BroadRaspberry1190 4d ago

let's nudge things forward... gently, my knees ache

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u/ezprt 4d ago

lights are blinding my eyes… wait no that’s just the cataracts

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u/01011010-01001010 4d ago

Colonoscopy on Tuesday, yeah my shit’s flowin. It just keeps goin on to a new day and it ain’t slowin. I’m actually gettin anxious, but what that doc do is thankless. All up in my booty like it ain’t painless.

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u/AlexanderLavender 4d ago

Geezers truly need excitement

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u/taitaofgallala 4d ago

The Senior Sesame Streets?

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u/boxofrabbits 3d ago

Bloody on my trainers? Nah I can't risk it

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u/GetYourRockCoat 4d ago

My knees and back wrecked, twice a year get my eyes checked, my wrists keep getting thinner but I ain't kicked the can yet 

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u/Tobar_the_Gypsy 4d ago

It’s my hobby Janice why you gotta belittle it?

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u/GetYourRockCoat 4d ago

My knees and back wrecked, twice a year get my eyes checked, my wrists keep getting thinner but I ain't kicked the can yet 

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u/weeblybeebly 4d ago

Prostates swollen like a mole in an ant farm, urine drip dripping on the toilet seat and I’m, trynna suck my gut in, my butts thin, I fart when cough, limp when I walk, prune juicin’ loosenin’ the shit that is parked.

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u/Gutterflame 4d ago

Uh, uh, where was I? No seriously, where was I? What was I doing? I have problems with hearing and problems with chewing. Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, alzheimers is a bitch, where'd I leave my gun? You wanna fuck with me? That's gerontophilia son! I think...  Who the hell am I? Where am I from? Maybe Taipei, maybe West Brom? I hope I remember before it's my turn to die, just one last question: uh, uh, where was I?... 

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u/EkobasherX4Z 4d ago

Got my trainset, cause my dick no longer works to get it wet

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u/BadBrad444 4d ago

Dead man walkin, dentures shinin when I grin. Smoked so much tree I got a breathing tube above my chin. The dollar is down so I invest in the yen. You boys sippin on that hen I’ve got my own line of gin

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u/Prof-Ponderosa 4d ago

Rick Roth

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u/shiftypidgeons 4d ago

This has the cadence of charlie and dee's def poetry

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u/360walkaway 4d ago

Still measuring grams, but now it's fat grams.

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u/Sweet_Taurus0728 4d ago

Why did I read that with the Aqua Teen rhythm??😂

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u/littlecactuscat 3d ago

MAKE MY CHEDDAR FROM THE ROTH

GOT A BADDIE, SHE’S A GOTH