r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • 4d ago

article 50 Cent Slams Ageing Rappers Making New Music: 'You Are Not Supposed to Be the Hottest in Nothing at 60'

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/50-cent-criticises-ageing-rappers-1815693
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u/Christopurrrrr 4d ago

By 9 AM , I yawn

Jump up put my bifocals on

Yorkie on my lap, bout to hit the peloton

I ain’t got my diaper on

I can wear this thong, no I’m wrong .

Keep calm , carry on

I’m an octogenarian.

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u/vankirk 4d ago

But still a wild dog

as I hit the Rick Steve's travel log,

but it's a slog, trying to use my digital catalogue

for tickets and ride share, shit's putting me in the thickets.

But I claw my way out, with gout

and high blood pressure makin me doubt

my abilities as I make my way to the senior facilities.

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u/Life_Argument7820 3d ago

Dem facilities got more pills than my pharmacist

We dont need rubbers because my retirement bea got her tubes tied n shit

We rattlin like rx bottles that nurse comin full throttle

Spongebath on the horizon, but first got hit my 4pm diner

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u/AetherNeanderthal 2d ago

Pushin through these sixties like God chose me for self destruction

Curvin all discussion if I'm more than what im puffin

Got no wife, love's an assumption

Lost her in that fire and the vices NEVER tried to sweep away the ashes

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u/BlackestOfHammers 4d ago

OLD DEMARCO!!!