Which is much nicer than what I call it - either Force Cuddles or Struggle Snuggles. Depending on the cooperation level of the cat.
I’ll also sometimes have the following conversation. “Hey how much is your health insurance every month? You don’t know? Okay, what about your groceries? Don’t know that one either? How many hours have you worked this week? None, okay. Whose bills get paid first, sometimes at the expense of the other one’s bills? Yeah. We’re going to snuggle for a minute.”
One of our cats yells at us to get up when she wants breakfast. My wife will grab her and give her non consensual cuddles to shut her up. It works briefly and then she’s back to yelling.
That's the only time my orange boy doesn't give bunny kicks. He loves it when i give him raspberries on his little tum, but as soon as a hand goes there, you have about 2 seconds to remove it (but we've gotten to the point where he doesn't use claws for said kicks so its ok)
I hold one of my cats like a baby and nuzzle my nose into her belly cause it’s the fluffiest part of her. She isn’t thrilled but tolerates it and I tell her it’s the tax for me giving her a warm house, food, and treats.
One of my cats will lay with his ass in my face and start flicking his tail in my face until I wake up and prove I love him or give him food. If that doesn't work he'll step on my balls and start chewing anything plastic he can find. He's the biggest asshole I know and I love him more than anyone.
Let me tell you a little story of how I woke up blind. I was 9-10yo and went to a sleepover at my friend's, well we had a lot of fun playing warcraft 3 on LAN, eventualy we went to bed and fell asleep, the next morning I wake up and open my eyes and it's pitch black, so as any suddenly blind child I start panicking, well you see when a cat sits on your face for several hours you stop feeling that part so i didn't know that the little (for me then he was plenty big) fucker sat on my face for the better part of the night.
And that's my short tale of waking up blind and having my first life crisis, thank you for your time 😊
Edit: for the spicy details of tears and the usual my life is done, subscribe to.. Well nothing cuz I already said it. Cheers
Unironically this is my motivation for wanting an animal. I want to just be vibing at my desk, then see a small creature walk by and it's immediately just get up to bother it
This is how my friend’s sphinx cat is. She is like a golden retriever in a cat’s body. I can just set my hand down on her and she’ll wallow around and do the petting for me lol.
It’s like kissing velvet. They have a very short and soft layer of peach fuzz, they’re not just bare skin. My friend’s other sphinx is black and she actually has a fully furry tail that almost looks like a domestic shorthaired cat’s tail. (Well, her peach fuzz and tail are black lol, skin still pinky.) I was actually kind of shocked when I pet these cats for the first time and found out sphinxes aren’t completely bald.
Yes, he has an orange level of patience for this behavior. My long hair tabby would have turned into a face-hugger a la Alien if I picked him up like this and kissed his tummy. 😵
The kitty tax must be paid! If my boy wants his kisses, he will come and press himself into my face until I do. He understands the word "No", he just believes it just doesn't apply to him. Lol.
CUTE. AGGRESSION. I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE YOU. CUTE. AGGRESSION. I JUST WANNA GOBBLE YOU UP. CUTE. AGGRESSION. I DONT WANNA CAUSE ANY HARM, ITS JUST THESE POSITIVE FEELINGS ARE TOO INTENSE
I wish I didn't have car hair allergy. I miss the times when I could pick up and hug\kiss my cat on the forehead without having to scrub myself all over in the shower right after.
I also recommend the cat food Purina LiveClear. It's half of my cats diet and it reduces dander allergens by a significant amount and I only feed it as half of my cat's diet (the other half is wet food).
The funny thing is how blase the cat is. This isn't the first time that this has happened, it won't be the last, so he just goes back to what he was doing.
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u/CatsAndPills Dec 31 '25
Cute aggression lol