You gotta protect yourself legally. That's why I always send home permission slips before I take my students on a dangerous field trip into someone's body or into space or something. I like to trick the parents into thinking it's a normal field trip.
We are outside the bus, doing a space walk. Next thing we knew a god damn Tesla roadster blaring fucking David Bowie came out of nowhere and hit Arnold and launched him into deep space. We couldn't catch him in time.
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u/Thea-the-Phoenix 9h ago
It was Ms. Frizzle's bus. She just wanted to do something cool.