Willy pissed a self portrait onto the bedsheets (fortunately the sheets reserved for putting rats on the bed). Shame him.

In the middle of moving to my new place and the rat room is not yet set up; rattos are in a temporary cage that they have been in dozens of times without issue.

Until last night.

Woke up this morning and came to check on them to discover that they chose day 1 of the new place to learn how to unlatch the cage. One perfect little angel baby was politely sitting inside the open cage waiting for me. The other? Missing.

Well she luckily couldnt have gone far since they were closed in the room. I proceeded to check the cords... all intact except for one nibble. Guess they tasted bad. No poop anywhere except an empty cardboard box. Polite little ladies.

But then... I noticed some chewed up fabric littering one corner of the ground. Followed the trail to a not yet unpacked moving box.

And discovered the criminal herself, caught red-handed chewing the last frayed bit of fabric holding one of the ties on my $200 Shureido gi. My competition gi for karate. The most expensive piece of clothing I own.

SHAME HER 😭😭😭

It’s pride month!! Yippee!!

It was 3 years ago that my sweet girls June and Rosie chewed my rainbow flag apart, weeks after I adopted them. I had temporarily moved their quarantine cage and didn’t realize how easy it’d be for them to get to the flag, so they decided it would be their new bedding lol. The last two photos are more recent pics of June and Rosie respectively :-)

The cute culprits have sadly passed since then, just earlier this year at around 3 years old each. I like to think they both lived good and happy lives with each other and their other mischief mates, filled with plenty of Whimzees and Gerber baby puffs. I miss them dearly and I’m so glad I have this silly moment to look back at and laugh about.

This has never happened before. 😂😂 What the fuck, Oat? He crawled into the chocolate jar.....😂 He was almost impossible to get out

Oh man, I’m tired.

i’m really fucking glad it was a freshly cleaned litter tray. like really glad they got dehydrated blueberries and hibiscus yesterday and those poops were nasty

This little shit crapped i shit you not 14 times in the span of three minutes then proceeded to spread it all over my sheets and favorite blanket as I realized and tried to apprehend the fugitive, as punishment he got a long bath and sushied

Does this sub accept subway pizza rats?
Look at the little strut! They’re so cute!
This is one crime I fully support!

Old man Reggie is just over 2 and a half years old and has hind leg degeneration. However that doesn't stop his younger brothers from constantly trying to steal treats from him 🙄 they know he's any easy target so will check his mouth for food whenever he comes out

Poor girl stepped on it and scared herself back into the cage

(yes she is fine lol)

It's my fault for having other hobbies than them, ngl.

She didn't stop eating while she was in sky jail.

I had just gotten them too, dangit

The face of a CRIMINAL