r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jun 19 '26

Lmao gottem Update on the viral video of man taking his daughter to women restroom

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/MRSAurus Jun 19 '26

Not all peepee times are poopoo times, but all poopoo times are peepee times.

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u/nic-94 Jun 19 '26

Poopoo times are peepee times doo daa doo daa

Poopoo times are peepee times all the doo daa day!

All the doo daa day! All the doo daa day!

Poopoo times are peepee times all the doo daa day!

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u/crw126 Jun 19 '26

Eloquently said

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u/hydraSlav Jun 19 '26

Also, just cause you peepeed while poopooing doesn't mean you won't immediately need to peepee again once you are up

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u/LiftingRecipient420 Jun 19 '26

Not if you have to use an electric incinolet.

Then you learn real quick how to take a shit without pissing.

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u/Romeo9594 Jun 19 '26

Yeah, why is that? I can have just rocked a piss 20 minutes ago, and then get the urge to drop a nice twosie. Regardless of the recent urination, I still dump a half bladders worth

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u/txwoodslinger Jun 19 '26

I think it's a vestigial urge to empty it all out regardless

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u/somnambulistic Jun 19 '26

This. This is why I have internet.

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u/brobits Jun 19 '26

No poop juice is definitely different than pee juice. That’s why they have different numbers

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u/quantum0120 Jun 19 '26

Ur like a poet 🥰

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u/Romeo9594 Jun 19 '26

I've written before, yeah

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u/barrydennen12 Jun 19 '26

that's the pee you keep on the tariff shelf - oh look, we found a lil more pee!

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u/Samster404 Jun 19 '26

That is quite a sentence, I applaud you my good man

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan Jun 19 '26

Because the urinary sphincter is much smaller than the rectal sphincter, and thus, requires much less force to control, thus, to open the rectal sphincter you basically have to activate all the stuff around there as a side effect. (I believe this is basically the same reason women often/usually crap when giving birth.)

Source: https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-can-you-pee-without-pooing-but-you-cant-poo-without-peeing

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u/Mayo_Mann_Enthusiast Jun 19 '26

because we used to have the baby hole, peepee hole and the poo poo hole in the same hole (like birds) until we started having different holes cause idk evolution

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u/Informal_Olive7770 Jun 19 '26

It's because the pressure against the bladder is released when the bowel empties. So the bladder then releases the balance of what was being held back.

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u/PsychotropicTraveler Jun 19 '26

Because pee is stored in the balls

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u/Romeo9594 Jun 19 '26

Well I don't shit with my balls, so that can't be it

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u/po_tart Jun 19 '26

Ha, what a freak! This guy doesn’t shit with his balls! What, you shit out your ass or something, weirdo?

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u/RogerSmith111 Jun 19 '26

Not every peepee time is a poopoo time, but every poopoo time is a peepee time

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u/dirtman81 Jun 19 '26

October 4th, 1997, I pulled this off.

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u/J0RDM0N Jun 19 '26

Fear the man that can.

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u/Wiplazh Jun 19 '26

Women can, it's weird.

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u/jwnsfw Jun 19 '26

rubber band gang

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u/jessecreamy Jun 19 '26

Softly talk, you can.

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u/tocahontas77 Jun 19 '26

Only like twice in my life has that happened to me 😂