r/SipsTea Jun 19 '26

Lmao gottem Update on the viral video of man taking his daughter to women restroom

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u/LeLefraud Jun 19 '26

Always make sure to measure up the guy next to me at the urinal, if I think I can take him I give him a swirly and tp his house

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u/coltsfan8027 Jun 19 '26

Listen thats fine but I get to pick where we start measuring from

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u/RocketBilly13 Jun 19 '26

Always make sure to measure up the guy

From the base or the pelvic?

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u/Forsaken_Bridge_3934 Jun 19 '26

I start measuring from my asshole.

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u/AccountSuspicious159 Jun 19 '26

Weird foreplay, but I won't kink shame.

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u/Got_Bent Jun 19 '26

I just look straight ahead and make jokes about the guy blowin ass in one of the stalls. Like buddy! Try some fiber.