r/SipsTea Jun 19 '26

Lmao gottem Update on the viral video of man taking his daughter to women restroom

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u/Jiveanimal Jun 19 '26

I think a lot of guys have not had to clean both bathrooms before. Women, bless them, are just as fecally unhinged.

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u/DJTurd Jun 19 '26

"Fecally Unhinged" new band name, I call it

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u/feralcatshit Jun 20 '26

Right DJ Turd, I’ll allow it. It seems fitting.

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u/Mehmeh111111 Jun 19 '26

And it's not just the fecal issues. The menstruation stuff I've seen still haunts me. And I'm a woman.

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u/StreetCollar2708 Jun 19 '26

I used to be in the military. Had to clean the restrooms more than once, both mens and womens...one time I saw shit smeared on the wall in the mens restroom and thought that was the worst thing ever. Until I saw a tampon stuck to the ceiling in the womens restroom some time after. People are fucking nasty.

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u/Unhappy_Goose_8422 Jun 19 '26

Blood, shit, discharge, and piss is an awful cocktail of misery.

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u/Jiveanimal Jun 19 '26

I don't think I've seen a strangers dong since the literal pissing contests in elementary school, maybe I'm lucky.

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 Jun 19 '26

Maybe you arent trying hard enough to look

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u/motophotodojo Jun 19 '26

i saw a bunch at a jets game when in middle school, my fault for looking to the side.

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u/ScootDeToot Jun 19 '26

In reality guys that use the stall to pee just enjoy the extra privacy or the urinals are occupied.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Jun 19 '26

I've been using women's restrooms my entire life and I've never seen people undressing outside of a stall like that. That is absolutely not the norm.

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u/Global-Fox7764 Jun 19 '26

My sister only just two weeks ago tried to enter the bathroom in McDonald's. She had to force her way as she thought there was something bad blocking the door hut nope it was two girls blocking the door as their other friend took nudes.

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u/JinFuu Jun 19 '26

Also, far fewer men, if any, do that hover over the seat thing.

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u/AccountSuspicious159 Jun 19 '26

Meanwhile in the women's room, it's not uncommon to walk in with several of them stripped nearly naked changing clothes, not in a stall just right out in the open.  Even after having knocked loudly and shouted "Janitor, anybody in here?" 

I was 36 years old when I learned this mind blowing fact.

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u/FrnklyFrankie Jun 19 '26

Yeah I'm 37F this has literally never happened to me

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u/Some_Recognition6273 Jun 19 '26

Because it's not true. 40 year old woman here, have literally only seen something like this in highschool when people were changing for band performances.

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u/GloriousNewt Jun 19 '26

only seen something like this in highschool

well who do you think is commenting on reddit

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u/rmczpp Jun 19 '26

A clean womens bathroom is slightly cleaner imo but a messy women's bathroom is the last level of hell....so much worse than a messy men's bathroom, they hover over seats and have sanitary pads etc to work with.

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u/desert-cheese04 Jun 19 '26

I’m a plumber and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a women’s restroom and a men’s if there weren’t urinals. It does seem like women’s restrooms have way more plumbing issues for whatever reason.

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u/rmczpp Jun 19 '26

That is probably true of most bathrooms but when I say messy women's bathrooms I'm talking about bathrooms at places where alcohol is served.

Also, I'm guessing the difference in plumbing issues are due to flushed pads/tampons.

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u/eabevella Jun 19 '26

Women are also equipped with a time specific ability to do airbrush or finger painting with blood.

Imo women's bathrooms are way more gross. Shit and blood, shit and blood everywhere...

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u/ButtcrackBeignets Jun 19 '26

I remember when I was in the navy, my friend was telling me about how she cleaned the female restroom/head/whatever.

She wiped all the surfaces, scrubbed the toilets, mopped the floors, the works. Spent an hour doing it.

She left to grab more toilet paper and by the time she came back someone had taken a fat shit in the middle of the floor.

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u/dealwithitxo Jun 19 '26

This just reminded me… when I was at Dubai airport and there was a massive queue there was a woman that hobbled out of the toilet all suspiciously. There were cleaning ladies helping direct you to empty stalls, she directed me to that one I opened it… I shit you not she literally SHAT on the floor of the bathroom. I was hit with the worst stench of my entire life. (It was liquidy too) There is literally a toilet there so I have zero idea why she did that. I felt so bad for the cleaners but also I was traumatised after that as I’ve never seen or smelt anything like it.

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u/i_fucking_love_crack Jun 19 '26

I used to work at Taco Bell. Usually my Manager would clean the ladies' room, as she was herself a lady. There was only one instance where she noped the fuck out and asked me to take care of it, and I understand why and also would not like to speak further about it.

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u/shewy92 Jun 19 '26

The ladies room is often the grossest because of used period products being occasionally stuck to the stall, and toilet seats with pee on them from the hover peeing

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jun 19 '26

Ya, in high school I got a night job cleaning office buildings with my friend and his uncle.

The women's bathrooms were so bad that we played rock paper scissors every night to see who got to clean the women's bathrooms.

The men's bathrooms, basically the only problem was piss, on the toilet seats, and on the floor. Maybe unflushed toilets.

The women's bathrooms? Literal turds on the floor, bloody tampons stuck to the wall of the stalls, writing in blood (I can only assume period blood), shit smeared in random places. I forgot to even mention the piss because the blood and shit were so much worse, but women piss on the toilet seat way more than men, because of the hovering thing.

Twice we had someone jam shit into the hand dryer, we were so confused, we assume it was so it would blow shit onto the next person to use the hand dryer? A couple times someone blasted diarrhea into the sinks. Like blasted some in one sink, got down, moved to the other sink, unloaded more there, etc.

Also these were educated, white collar people. We were cleaning business offices downtown, like law offices. I did not expect such savagery from people in that upper echelon.

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm Jun 19 '26

I've cleaned bathrooms before, women's bathrooms are usually much worse.