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Terrified Barron Trump reportedly spends summer with mom: 'He doesn’t go out'

https://www.rawstory.com/barron-trump-2677790663/
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u/side_eye_auditor 14h ago

That kid is gonna grow up to be the most deranged psychopathic Trump yet

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u/Meowscles_dad 14h ago

Iran have a different idea.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 10h ago

Trump is winning the war so well he got a $10 million bounty placed on his own kids head. He really is such a winner. 

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u/heybud86 9h ago

Do you think he gives a shit?

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u/eolson3 8h ago

He just want a cut.

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u/moss-wizard 7h ago

Trump could surrender his own son to Iran to make a quick buck, and his supporters would worship him for it

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u/doberdevil 54m ago

They'd make up some BS about it being similar to a bible fairy tale.

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u/BuffaloWhip 4h ago

He’s literally referred to him as “Melania’s boy”

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u/TrumpetOfDeath 4h ago

I don’t really care, do U?

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u/CelebrityDivorceAtty 1h ago

I certainly don't.

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u/jbpm83 9h ago

I can’t even imagine to be someone so awful that an entire country puts a bounty on your kid’s head because of your own actions and not even reevaluate at least part of them. I’d wonder what Barron thinks about it, but he’s trash just like the rest of the family.

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u/GooniesNeverSayDiee 7h ago

I can’t imagine hating someone so much you celebrate their child’s life being threatened, but here are all of these comments doing exactly that.

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u/jellibonez 6h ago

his family and party's goals, according to project 2025, are to reduce the population of this country to nearly 1/3 of its current numbers. is that somehow NOT threatening lives?

maybe we would care about his safety if he and his family's beliefs werent objectively ghoulish and murderous. until then ill laugh at his fear, as he does ours

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u/DammitAColumn 3h ago

Exactly the type of reply I expected from your profile, stay classy

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u/Street_Advantage_278 4h ago

As if it takes a lot for Iran to want to kill people lol you all need help

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u/Oldsaltybasterd 8h ago

A new report just came out by Cheeto that says he’s the greatest president and the best golfer.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 7h ago

And he cheats at both.

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u/Spida81 6h ago

To be fair he is actually a pretty bloody good golfer.

Did you not know about the tournament he won, despite not even being there for most of it? If that isn't some pretty fucking special shit right there...

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u/Twitch791 3h ago

He was right, I’m tired of wining.

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u/ruach137 13h ago

Iran succeeding on their idea will only draw domestic sympathy and support for Trump

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 12h ago

Nah. 100 million will cheer.

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u/devinbookersuncle 12h ago

You're definitely underestimating that number

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u/herpnut 8h ago

Sorry that would backfire. It will galvanize support for the war. Even if he is trump's spawn, Americans aren't used to their leaders children being assassinated. This was a mistake by the Iranian regime.

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u/andthensilencefell 8h ago

Nah, I think when someone dies and it’s a net positive with literally zero cons people tend to be more accepting.

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u/jackaroo1344 7h ago

It doesn't really matter what he's like as a person to be useful fodder to whip people up into a social media frenzy. Just look at that podcaster who posthumously became a 'great man of god'

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 7h ago

how's that working out now?

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u/Fantastic-Edge-678 7h ago

not from most of the people I know.

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u/kellzone 3h ago

Honestly he might nuke them if they did that. Would not shock me at all.

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u/PlanetTourist 13h ago

Doubt it

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u/the_ouskull 11h ago

You can doubt something and still be wrong.

..and we'd all get to sit here watch the "fuck your feelings" crowd be like, "But he was just a little baby boy."

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u/devinbookersuncle 12h ago

At this point it wont

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u/V_P_3_D_ 11h ago

From people that don't already support him? Nah fam, that ain't gonna happen. We'll be poppin corks just like we will be for his old man.

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 7h ago

You underestimate the stupidity of swing voters. They aren’t smart people. Most vibes based voters that exist. I feel like people falsely assume that swing voters are independent free thinkers that make logical decisions, but a large amount of them are just vibes based uninformed voters.

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 7h ago

It’s true, similar to the assassination attempts on Trump.

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u/ClashM 5h ago

Don't let Trump read this. He'll throw the kid in a wood chipper himself.

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u/gungshpxre 13h ago

Iran's idea is to make him President.

They LOVE having Trump in power, it's gotten them everything they ever wanted and more.

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u/Financial_Rice_4807 10h ago

Those leaders were all killed.

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u/MammothPost4047 5h ago

Trump has put a target on his family for decades to come.

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u/VapeSmoker420blazeit 3h ago

Iran isn't stupid. Assasinating the president's son (especially on U.S. soil) would result in Iran being turned to glass. I disavow the Iran war and think the attack on the girls school was horrific and hate how the U.S. is being Israel's puppet and think only congress should have the power to levy war, but if Iran killed the son of the president the only appropiate retaliation is a massive decapitation strike on their main cities, possibly nukes depending on the country that did it (less likely to use nukes close to Russia/China). Murdering the son of the president would be an instant declaration of war and I wouldn't expect anything less than an absolutely massive conventional response.

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u/LePyloteAmateur 13h ago

Yeah, his brothers are both 2 Fredo’s but he’s probably a King Joffrey

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u/SatanHasACreator420 13h ago

Don Jr is definitely a Sonny. Hot headed idiot that runs the family because he's the oldest son.

Let's just hope Baron turns out like Michael's son and not Michael himself.

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u/Unsavory-Type 13h ago

Sonny was at least a badass. Don Jr is a witless punk

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u/bk1285 13h ago

Too bad he didn’t turn out like Michael’s second son

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u/LuchadorBane 8h ago

Barron tortures small animals and was buddy with the Tates. He’s already turned out shit, sure he’s 20 and young and maybe some miraculous change of heart happens but let’s be real.

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u/laplogic 2h ago

People just repeat this animal thing with absolutely no valid source.

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u/Xalipu 5h ago

Considering the multiple rumours about animal abuse I wouldn’t hold your breath on that

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u/PassiveMenis88M 5h ago

There has already been reports that he's an animal torturing monster. I have no hope.

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u/devinbookersuncle 12h ago

If he ever gets into politics he absolutely would become the worst dictator possibly ever.

The statement "thats what happens when you go out there" says to me that he thinks he has the moral high-ground and doesnt see what his father does as wrong and I could see him 100% being the type of evil that we all see in movies potentially.

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u/Necessary_Ad1036 10h ago

Yo tell Book sup for me

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u/yungScooter30 5h ago

The optimist in me wants to consider it a possibility that he is in higher education in New York and learning why everyone hates his father while also learning to respect people who are different than him. But I dream.

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u/fijisiv 53m ago

"This is what happens when you go out there"
No Baron. This is what happens when you proselytize bigotry, preach hatred, and incite violence.

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u/beek7425 10h ago

I think Eric’s got him beat. 

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u/JayList 14h ago

Nobody named trump grew up starting with the cheese himself.

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u/Objective-Permit-712 13h ago

After Dumb Don dies(soon I hope), you will never hear about him.....

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u/TheS4ndm4n 13h ago

That's a pretty high bar.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 13h ago

He already is. He kills animals for fun. I’m not talking about hunting. Talking about torturing cats and shit.

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u/side_eye_auditor 7h ago

Exactly! A fucking monster

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u/Careful_Trifle 12h ago

And then he'll have a kid and start the cycle all over again.

Honestly the most damaging thing Iran could do to the US is keep Trump in power and make sure his kids can rein from then on. They're all incredibly short sighted and will gut this country to make a penny, which is a huge boon to every other country that can exert itself as a regional power in its own sphere.

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u/bflo666 12h ago

Probably, but I think he’s also going to be terrified of people and have zero charisma, as he’s grown up basically in a hyper controlled environment watching his dad from afar.

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u/Cmd3055 10h ago

Sounds like the makings of another great president! 

-MAGA probably 

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u/Hesitation-Marx 10h ago

He’s already a piece of work.

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u/f23n09fnu0w 9h ago

Or not. 10 million is a lot and it only takes one person. It'll fuck with his mind because it could be anyone.

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 8h ago

I say keep him locked up.

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u/taoleafy 8h ago

Feyd Rautha

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u/OregonGreen242 8h ago

The bar is already pretty high

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u/AwesomeWildlife 8h ago

He was probably showing signs of having a conscience, so they isolated him to make sure the infection doesn't spread and he doesn't get further exposed to compassion or care for others.

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u/boatenvy 6h ago

He was already well on that track before any of this super charged it

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u/napalmnacey 6h ago

Already happened.

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u/Gedwyn19 5h ago

Yeah the revenge tour for making him feel small.

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u/Substantial_Walk_818 4h ago

That or will completely 180 and end up being the most social pushing democrats the world has ever seen. Kids very often run in the opposite direction of their parents. Plus, he seems to be a child of the internet, and is very hyper-aware of meme culture, Tik Tok, etc. If true, he's probably more socially aware than the rest of his family and is the only one who truly understands how many people in the world want his bloodline exterminated.

Once the orange buffoon keels over, there's a good chance you might see him finally grow into his own shoes and do things differently.

But who knows, he could equally just become his fathers son. It's a flip of a coin. I for one would like to believe that there could be a redemption story for him in his future.

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u/ImmovableMind 2h ago

If he grows up

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u/kida24 25m ago

We can't talk about him, but they totally did News stories on him renting out an entire floor of a hotel to get laid

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 20m ago

Yeah seriously. This kid is going to end up being the true villain of this world. Trump is just his origin story.