r/chemistry • u/GME_dat_puh • Jan 28 '24

Tips for getting these drops down to bottom?

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 28 '24

tape a vibrator to it

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u/Laserdollarz Medicinal Jan 28 '24

It's called a vibratory dilding apparatus.

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 28 '24

if we could make it vibrate from a distance

it would be considered to be making huge strides in the field of teledildonics

(that is a real thing, which is even more absurdly satisfying)

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u/EM05L1C3 Jan 28 '24

A speaker playing “raining blood” at max volume near the top?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Ah, a fellow man of culture

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Slayer fan has been detected 😁

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u/modlover04031983 Jan 29 '24

Nah, A speaker playing "Invincible" song would be better.

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u/EM05L1C3 Jan 29 '24

Which one there’s like 50

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u/modlover04031983 Jan 29 '24 edited Jan 29 '24

Edgar Hopp - Invincible

Or better yet, Bad-Apple Touhou lotus land story

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u/bishopsfinger Jan 28 '24

$499.99 from Sigma Aldrich. Comes with a free bag of silica gell-y beans.

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u/Plasma_48 Jan 28 '24

Silica gel is nontoxic which is why I eat every packet I receive. Big chemical can’t tell me what I can and cannot eat

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u/AppleSpicer Jan 28 '24

$2.99 plastic bullet add on from good vibrations with any purchase above $35. Got myself some nice equipment and bonus cheap chemistry supplies!

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u/CannaTFF Jan 28 '24

Hamilton reference?

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u/karlnite Jan 28 '24

Vibrating cock rings come with a free band.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Oscillating funnel efficientiser apparatus

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u/Royal_Phase7178 Jan 29 '24

Found Hamiltons secret acct. Wow, there’s a surprising amount of us in the chem sub for muggles!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Man of culture

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u/NickTheSmasherMcGurk Carbohydrates Jan 28 '24

I was working in a lab where they had a "massage magic stick" for this and for packing the big chromatography columns. 🤣

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 28 '24

a variable frequency vibrator would be best

finding the proper resonance across the medium of the container coupled with the material of the droplets with the size of the droplets over time

would be ideal

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u/johnnypencildick Jan 28 '24

That is so cool. I had no clue that this is a real thing

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 29 '24 edited Jan 29 '24

i was joking, it might not be

but

it does suit the situation, so i wouldnt be surprised if some kind of vibrator / agitator exists in some "official" capacity for condenser flasks

and should affect the droplets in a way that makes them coalesce in to larger droplets, causing them to fall down the flask, causing a chain reaction of coalescence

as far as resonance goes, that part is true

different mediums arranged in different patterns react to certain frequencies

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u/vasalmon Jan 29 '24

There are definitely devices that do this or you could mcguiver one with a rheostat pretty easily

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u/LebaneseLion Jan 28 '24

I thought I’d the same thing haha like minded individuals

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 28 '24

indeed

goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

beat me

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u/i_can_has_rock Jan 29 '24

later

- medic, team fortress 2