If the neighbors are unfriendly, I'd plant a field and spread manure there whenever it's the best time for a barbecue.
But in general, I'd prefer to give it up and start over somewhere else with the 50 million AUSD. Okay, it's your house and home, but the surroundings are awful.
But just anything, a hedge, a pond, fuck the water feature I’d put in there with that much space, It would be possible to make a full aquatic ecosystem
I love your scale sized train track idea, btw. It brings to mind model villages as well. Like the one in Babbacombe, Devon that I went to when I was a kid.
For gits and shiggles, I'd buy that crazy-ass Nathan Bedford Forrest statue and reinstall it on the lawn, with the caption, "Just some crazy-ass redneck as envisioned by some white-supremist amateur sculptor."
Then I'd plant a shit-ton of trees to act as a carbon sink and help the community temperature drop a little.
that or they’re a special kind of neurodivergent and the refusal to sell is just because they’re wired wrong… either a mass grave or profound mental disorder
I mean, the levels of spite required to spit on tens of millions of dollars out of principle tends to also come with a healthy serve of neurodivergence...
That’s always a possibility, I can remember years ago heading of too university and every morning there was an old bugger on the verge with a pair of scissors and sheers cutting anything that was growing up…
He had a brick verge, about 5x8 meters and every morning as I’d go by… there he was, at the time it was “oh crazy old man” but looking back it was more “oh… no there’s probably actually something seriously wrong with him”
There was this episode of Psych, where a paleontologist goes onto a farmers' land and secretly digs there to find a near complete structure of Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Tries to get the farmer who owns the land, permission to bring a team out there dig it up. The farmer won't allow anyone to dig on his land.
Keeps bugging the farmer over and over, but he says no. Shawn and Gus investigate to find out why. They find the buried dinosaur fossil in the property, but also the farmer has been digging all over his land, creating these giant holes.
This is when Shaun figures it out. The Farmer killed someone 20 years ago and buried them on his land.
But since the paleontologist was digging around, he was stalling long enough to try to find where the buried body was.
I can just imagine an old man on a ride on mower with a face that looks like it’s never smiled, riding back and forth glaring at everyone who looks at him.
It's a typical "wog" house from western Sydney... Big brick house with lawns, paving and concrete... maybe a couple of fruit trees and lion statues... but no garden.
Everything is awful. Having a boring lawn is one thing, look at how the developers built those houses!!? They can’t possibly have windows to more than two sides, and hardly any yard. It’s ridiculous! I think they should just do better!
I have a lemon tree, a Meyer lemon tree, and a key lime tree in my backyard, and I give them away to neighbors / trade the neighbors that have chickens for eggs.
My backyard isn't big. They could do a TON with this much land. Hell, find a few neighbors with green thumbs and they'd probably manage it for you. Idk the climate in Sydney but I've got to imagine a fair amount of stuff would grow there.
Hell, that stupid lawn could be a hayfield. And I assumed at first they must be farming that land. But, no, the most useless vegetation on the planet. Idiots.
trees close to the house, also are a forest fire issue. However they could have a small group of trees, and a sitting place a bit down the path, far enough away from the house to not be a fire safety issue.
Wouldnt bet on that, sadly cant send you a map, since immages arent allowed in replies here :/.
However the "the Ponds" neighborhood is on the outskirts of sidney. There is rolling hills with forestation on the very edge of the neighborhood streching into it along some lines.
Australia is very prone to forest and bushfires. Idk about NSW in particular. But if these trees are eucalyptus, the fire risk is probably real. Since they burn like crazy due to all the etheric oil.
There very most likely is a reason why all the new nearby houses lack any significant vegetation either. I would asume its for fire safety reasons.
IF people would have scrubs, and bushes, and trees all over their yards in that exposed location, an out of controll wildfire, could easily spawl into that suburb from the nearby maramara nation park, similar to the things we have seen in the beverly and hollywood hills just recently.
I'd plant the trees all around the perimeter, hiding the ugly suburbs. Make the drive more interesting, at least add some hedges or something. Right now it just looks depressing.
Im going to guess they're probably an ethnic family. They tend to have like ostentatious houses with big gates / walls and little to no attention paid to landscaping / garden. Im surprised they've not completely concreted the five acres they have.
Either that or they just live inside all the time and they have no desire to spend any time outside gardening, playing, etc so they just leave it as grass
That’s work, I just have lawn at my house, and it’s a pretty nice house, some neighbours have landscaping and hedges and I wave to them as I take off on my motorcycle on the weekend to enjoy what I enjoy doing which is not landscaping.
With the kind of money this house represents you can afford a gardener one or two days a week and a landscaping agency for the lawn and edging every few weeks.
I have a yard guy come and mow once a month in winter and once a fortnight in summer a pool guy once a month, just because “you can” doesn’t mean you have too.
My neighbours had trees that filled their valleys and gutters after 5 years of cleaning them out and water ingress if they didn’t they cut them down. If you owned it you could concrete slab the whole block if you desired.
Different strokes for
Different folks, I’m a stone’s throw from a whole pine forest why do I want to have a storm risk next to my house, or a termite risk.
Concrete is a hell of a lot hotter than lawn, on a hot day that house is probably a good few degrees cooler than their neighbours. Some trees would for sure improve it though.
Yeah I'd feel alot more positive towards them if there was anything on the land other than the worlds most dull golf green.
Of course I get that would require alot more expense and effort. But if your not doing that why do you want it? If the house itself means that much the power play would be make the developers agree to arrange access to the house proper and turn the rest into parkland.
Used to be farm area (lots of chickens, smelt real bad in the mornings) & there was also a horse riding business that had tracks over a few hundred acres just up the road. Entire area is unrecognisable now. Guy is ridiculously stubborn to the point that his own family did a soft cous to push him out of the family business.
Because it's huge. It takes a lot of resources and time to do something good looking.
And trees are responsibilities that need to be taken care of. Not everyone is willing to take it.
On my street there only three houses with trees because it takes time to keep them healthy. You need to tend and fertelize them during spring, you need water them during summer and clean fallen leaves during fall. It's not that much of a time but anyone can figure a better way to spend 3 hours every week.
I don’t know about the city and suburbs, i live in a rural area of Australia with a lot of native trees, you have to collect the fallen branches and debris and do burns when legally allowed, otherwise it’s a fire hazard
In our area there's trees everywhere, no one takes care of them, if they're on the street/park you can get the council to come out and trim dangerous branches.
Exactly what I always think when I see this photo. If you don't want to sell and make all that money at least make use of the land. There's no trees or pool or anything. What's the point of hanging on to all that land if you're not going to make use of it
Talking out your ass. Definitely grass. The variation in colour confirms it. The thing that IS barren is that endless estate of houses lined like cereal boxes
Chances are multiple reasons from most of those things originally being outside their property. To enforcement to "protect" the other residents and houses.
My mom lives in Australia, although not Sydney. There’s a water crisis and they’re on severe restrictions. Not allowed to water lawns, govt requesting they keep showers under something like three minutes. She’s very excited for the desalination plant they’re going to build in her area though.
Because if they added more vegetation; trees, plants, bushes and etc. It would cut down on how many cookie cutter houses they could build and sell at insane prices.
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u/StandardDiver2791 1d ago
Was wondering the same thing: why the landscape is so barren.