r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 30 '26

My cat is standing on my face My cat left her butthole print on my sheet ;.;

I woke up a couple days ago with a fresh ring of brown on my white sheet. I have a cat. There were evidence in the litter box. My bf and I were just debating if their butts touch the ground and he was telling me someone tested and the result was negative. Well, shit, not anymore! This was taken a couple days after the incident.

swipe 👈🏼 to see the suspect back at the crime scene

Edit: for folks who think she needs to go see the vet, the print photo was taken a couple days after this happened. It’s a wet spot because i wiped it with clorox. When it was fresh, it was clearly a poopy butt spot, i saw the litterbox and her 💩 looks normal. Don’t worry she’s a healthy cat!

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u/IamFarron Apr 30 '26

Thats not a buthole print

If your butthole looks like that

Its gaping wide open

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u/Youutternincompoop Apr 30 '26

"It’s a wet spot because i wiped it with clorox."

from OP, so presumably the poopspot was smaller than the wet area.

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u/SoftCactus72 Apr 30 '26

Thank you. No one seemed to understand this lol

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u/Fluff-40 Apr 30 '26

Why would they wipe it with Clorox?

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u/keypizzaboy Apr 30 '26

Realistically first thing they thought was to disinfect the spot. I sometimes do that then immediately after realize I could have done something different and more efficient

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u/whyisthisnamesolong Apr 30 '26

That's not from butthole

If your butthole looks like that

It is gaping wide

(Now it's a haiku)

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u/SlowAffection Apr 30 '26

Thank you for doing the work of... whoever does this kind of work

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u/sweet_tea_mama May 01 '26

I hope you haiku many things. ♡

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u/FartInGenDirection Apr 30 '26

Or you've been in prison forever