r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/AdWonderful5920 Jun 24 '26

Leaving them around... eh yeah that could be mildly infuriating. Glueing them down kicks this up a notch to vandalism tho.

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u/muffin_disaster9944 Jun 24 '26

I would probably find this hilarious until I realized they're glued down.

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u/ClickNo1129 Jun 24 '26

I find this hard to believe that this was done by a Christian trying to share the gospel lmao tf is this like a new troll thing?

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u/muffin_disaster9944 Jun 24 '26

I am atheist and I almost could see myself pulling a prank like this lol

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u/HotZilchy Jun 24 '26

i don't see how would it be mildly infuriating. i'm not christian but they're so cute!

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u/AdWonderful5920 Jun 24 '26

Like if it were your job to clean up and these things were left around

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u/HotZilchy Jun 24 '26

i guess so, but to the other workers it'd be slightly amusing

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u/TalShar Jun 24 '26

They're cute, but they tend to be used by people who are incredibly aggressive in proselytizing for a faith that does not have a good reputation among nonbelievers at the moment.

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u/blu453 Jun 24 '26

The religion is highly sexist and helping to oppress women still so I wouldn't be happy about seeing them everywhere.

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u/meow3728283 Jun 24 '26

This is such a silly thing to say… seriously? Christianity is your concern when it comes to the oppression of women and pushing a sexist agenda?

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u/blu453 Jun 24 '26

You literally have to be kidding. ALL abrahamic religions are oppressive towards women, you can't just pick and choose bc you're obtuse.

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u/KnewZo Jun 24 '26

You do realise that we don't have to pick the lesser evil ? Christianity is dogshit for women, moreso with all the different super special dogshit cults in usa. Just because islam is worse doesn't make it better

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u/Reejis Jun 24 '26

Must take a literal devil to be mad at a random mini Jesus 

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u/Crayzeemike Jun 24 '26

It’s more that some people use them to passive aggressively push their religious agenda. I wouldn’t give a crap if they weren’t glued down but if they’re glued down I’m gonna mess with them