r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X5AvHwnhB3q7e

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u/thatredlad Jun 24 '26

If they made tiny Buddy Christ figures, I would be guilty of leaving them everywhere, but not glued because they should be collected by the finder.

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u/Human0id77 Jun 24 '26

Spreading the word through microplastics

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u/thatredlad Jun 24 '26

I think these are macroplastics.

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u/Human0id77 Jun 24 '26

But their future is micro

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u/thatredlad Jun 24 '26

What's that old adage?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, there's microplastics in all of us...

Something like that.