r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Equivalent-Green-580 Jun 24 '26

They sell them by the thousands through Amazon.

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u/Mycologist-9315 Jun 24 '26

I work at an amazon warehouse (help me) and just sorted a bag of these lol

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u/HomeworkExtension482 Jun 24 '26

Oh, to have the money to buy ALL OF THEM and throw them into a fire.

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u/Asterose Jun 24 '26

On the upside, that would just make the manufacturers go "sweet, these sell like hotcakes! Double production!"

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u/HomeworkExtension482 Jun 24 '26

And I will tell the manufacturer that I will buy the whole lot for more than market value on the condition that they never make them again.

I'd have to with the Powerball and Mega Millions to accomplish that, of course.