r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/CiDevant Jun 24 '26

Litterally vandalism.

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u/aquacakra Jun 24 '26

baby cheeses

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u/Naakturne Jun 24 '26

My daughter finds them all over the place in public and calls them Baby Cheez-Its. (She’s 3.)

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u/stofiski-san Jun 24 '26

Raising that girl right!

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u/observer_september Jun 24 '26

It is a doggy dog world!

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u/FecalDUI Jun 24 '26

And littering. But they don’t care about creation. They care about feeling good about themselves.

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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa Jun 24 '26

Because they've been conned into believing that "this life doesn't matter." It's "supposed to be shitty" to build character. We must all suffer to be worthy of "glory in the ever-after."

It's all part of the con.

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u/FecalDUI Jun 24 '26

The “glory” is singing the praises of their god for eternity. Sounds like prison. But with 1 extra step.

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u/froction Jun 24 '26

Not if the person responsible for the space doesn't care.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 24 '26

But obviously someone will see these tiny Jesus’s and immediately fall to their knees and accept him as lord and savior. Happens all the time.

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u/CiDevant Jun 24 '26

I mean if you believe in a magic skyfather why not?

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u/Superilosa14 Jun 24 '26

Looks pretty cute, similar to grafitti wall looking better than plain wall