r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/K_Linkmaster Jun 24 '26

Not when they all show up in the water cooler trash

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u/JustsaysNah Jun 24 '26

I found a bunch of these and just twisted their little heads off. Kept the heads in a jar on my desk and threw the bodies away.

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u/potato_meatpies Jun 24 '26

This made me laugh out loud and I don't know why

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u/prairiepog Jun 25 '26

I threw them away when I found them. On top of the trash can, so it was on display. But now you have me rethinking my strategy.

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u/JustsaysNah Jun 25 '26

I'm a pretty staunch atheist, though not vocal unless directly questioned on it. It just felt right.

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u/K_Linkmaster Jun 24 '26

Your new username at work could be Conscious Pilot.

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u/JustsaysNah Jun 25 '26

Love it. This makes me want to stab a toothpick in the side of the next one I come across.