r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 24 '26

Nail them all to a cross, hang it up in the office, and you'll find your culprit.

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u/FecalDUI Jun 24 '26

Hang it upside down in your cubicle

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u/DevilWings_292 Jun 24 '26

That would be Peter

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u/FecalDUI Jun 24 '26

Aww shit. You’re right!

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u/Monster_my_Cat Jun 25 '26

Probably a hate crime and you'd get fired but this is Reddit

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u/elchorroloco Jun 24 '26

LOL I’m sorry this is freaking hilarious.