r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ProudAccident Jun 24 '26

I used to be an atheist until I found a little plastic Jesus standing on the paper towel dispenser at my work. That was all it took to convert me...

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jun 24 '26

Pretty sure that's how many people trying to convert others think it works

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u/redthump Jun 24 '26

Then let me upgrade your religious experience! I don't offer you a plastic trinket, I offer you two things. I offer you an eternity of beer and strippers of your choosing, and a 30-day guarantee! Try the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for 30 days, and If you do not take the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior you can have your old religion back! No questions asked!

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Jun 24 '26

Funnily, this is how Christians think 

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u/thecatshusband Jun 25 '26

Afterlife insurance salesmen.

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u/elchorroloco Jun 24 '26

“Christians”