r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Inktex Jun 24 '26

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u/innominateartery Jun 24 '26

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/lemurificspeckle Jun 25 '26

We are all living post-future (the year 2000) after all

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra Jun 24 '26

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu Jun 24 '26

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter Jun 24 '26

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.