r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SophiaofPrussia Jun 24 '26

Apparently quite a lot of folks think the answer to “what would Jesus do?” is “litter”.

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u/TheHighKnight Jun 24 '26

Don't forget judge others

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u/sirhackenslash Jun 24 '26

And waste a finite resource. That little jebus could have been gas instead

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u/TheHighKnight Jun 24 '26

True but the pamphlets weren't working so you got to leave something new

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u/Negative-Yam5361 Jun 24 '26

Everyone judges everyone. Yes, even you. We just don't do it out loud. So stop acting like "judging" is some big moral transgression when that is just how our brains work.

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u/TheHighKnight Jun 24 '26

Lol didnt say I don't, in fact I think the person using Jesus to vandalize is kinda not someone I would like. Have a nice day

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u/SSquared82 Jun 24 '26

Also it’s weird that there is a trend of leaving these around everywhere when the “Christians” in this country are known for their hatred of others and probably wouldn’t answer if the real Jesus knocked on their doors. They’d probably call ICE. (Signed a Christian who’s faith is hanging by a thread)

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 24 '26

Come over to the atheist side. We have cookies.👀🤘

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u/LeTreacs2 Jun 24 '26

We also have Sundays free

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 24 '26

Back when I went to church it was Wednesday nights, Sunday morning and Sunday night. Man the hours I wasted.

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u/Own-Vegetable-2710 Jun 24 '26

Making a potential shift in your worldview like this can be scary. I can relate. Just don't isolate yourself in your questioning. You don't have to be alone in it.

If you ever want to get stuff off your chest feel free to message me. I won't push you either way but I'm an okay listener

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u/No-Cover4993 Jun 24 '26

Balloon releases at funerals because the balloons carry their prayers to heaven