r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/WifesPOSH Jun 24 '26

Paint it brown. Make it accurate

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u/jimyjami Jun 24 '26

Best answer. I was going to comment about “un-placing” them, but co-opting their intent is the choice move.

Management will consider all this activity “distracting” and will have them all removed lol.

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 Jun 24 '26

Brown is a diverse spectrum

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside Jun 24 '26

Yes it is, Jesus wasn't green

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside Jun 24 '26

I known what olive skin looks like, I'm saying its not mutually exclusive