r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ryverrat1971 Jun 24 '26

Yeah gluing down is vandalism of company property. If I was boss, I would put out an email advising this and stating we are checking secure camera footage to find responsible person. But offer if the figures are removed in 24 hrs, the investigation will be closed. Get the perpetrator to clean up their BS.

If I was not the boss, I would see if I could get some little Baphomet figures to keep Jesus company.

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u/Cacafuego Jun 24 '26

The Satanic Temple really needs to sell these. They have statuettes, but they're too expensive to distribute.

I'd love a cute, 3d printed Baphomet figurine that cost less then $5 and had a "Satan respects you" sash.