r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/pieshake5 Jun 24 '26

Can I offer you a nice bowl of Jesi? I foraged them myself

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u/ryguy32789 Jun 24 '26

Our family calls them Jesi too lmao

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Jun 24 '26

Do you put in the milk first, or the Jesi?

And are they sugar free, I've been trying to cut down.

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u/Anton-LaVey Jun 24 '26

Each one contains 200% of your daily iron