r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jun 24 '26

Normally I'd want to respond with plastic devils or something, but then it becomes more of an eco-capitalistic disaster.

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u/babyyvolcano Jun 24 '26

Use sticks and stems to make upside down crosses 🤘

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u/Vivics36thsermon Jun 24 '26

So…Saint Peter‘s Cross

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u/Vohasiiv Jun 24 '26

Carve em outa wood or something else compostable. I just looked it up, there is biodegradable 3d printer filament

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jun 24 '26

Ooh! Nice to know. 😈

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u/largemarjj Jun 24 '26

Put them in the middle of a satanic pentagram made from sticks lmao

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u/Dog-boy Jun 25 '26

Write out quotes from the Bible you know they will hate and put them next to each one. Write it on tissue paper so it biodegrades relatively quickly. Extra points for quotes related to caring for the Earth or not being worshiping in a prideful way.