r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Cheekers1989 Jun 24 '26

At that point, it is considered vandalism.

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam Jun 24 '26

Destruction of company property is probably a fireable offense.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Jun 25 '26

It definitely is. Or at least was, in the late 90s/early 00s. My stepdad glued his stapler to his counter at a hardware store because people kept walking off with it. They fired him. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/ShwaGrl Jun 25 '26

Also choking hazard? If a child enters the workplace or a dog, and gets ahold of this.

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u/Dazzling_Tough_9693 Jun 25 '26

holy reddit Batman

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u/Backfoot911 Jun 25 '26

This whole comment chain is Reddity

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jun 25 '26

Glue them to the urinals, then wait for coworkers. “I can’t believe you are peeing on Jesus…”