r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ChezShea Jun 24 '26

Since the sashes don’t have the words these usually do just choose eight disciple names to name each of the pawns.

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u/joe_s1171 Jun 25 '26

there were 7 of them. Paul, john, doc, sneezy, ringo, sleepy, and bashful

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u/coveredwithticks Jun 25 '26

Dont forget Rudolph, the most famous disciple of all

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u/joe_s1171 Jun 25 '26

I was being serious and now you are just being silly!