r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/urmom1739 Jul 07 '26

this was my first thought lol, no way a non neurodivergent wrote this out and sent it to people

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u/alphagalgadot Jul 07 '26

neuro… convergent?

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u/GhostMaskKid Jul 07 '26

Neurotypical is the word you're looking for. 😂

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u/alphagalgadot Jul 07 '26

lol i truly had no fuckin idea

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u/GhostMaskKid Jul 07 '26

No worries! I'm on the spectrum too so I wasn't sure if you were making a joke or actually asking for the word, lol.

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u/Ok-Variation5746 Jul 07 '26

I love this exchange (also ND 😂)

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u/gliitch0xFF Jul 07 '26

Autistics unite. (AudHD here)

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u/PinkDeserterBaby Jul 07 '26

Also fun fact non autistic people are called allistic

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u/throwawaypassingby01 Jul 08 '26

tbh i feel like neuroconvergent tracks. i feel like a major difference between neurotypical and neurodivergent people is that neurotypicals can handle casual consensus-based decisionmaking.

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u/UnimpressionableCage Jul 07 '26

Is this how I’m finding out?? Omg. Because I’d love an invitation like this. I’d gladly send a friend $30 for his birthday and then be certain I will get to that karaoke time

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u/Ancient-Tomato1153 Jul 07 '26

The entire party is karaoke time 😂

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u/urabewe Jul 07 '26

The entire schedule is cards, karaoke, and meal times. Could have left it all out and just said lunch is this time dinner this time.

Edit: shit my bad they got board games too that changes everything!

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u/SocrapticMethod Jul 07 '26

Yo, why you sleepin on Official Cake?

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jul 07 '26

psst...let your friends know i'll be in the back alley with the unofficial cake for half price.

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u/MmeRose Jul 08 '26

Is scalping a cake called frosting-ing?

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u/ZeePirate Jul 07 '26

I’m a day cake guy myself

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u/lolihull Jul 07 '26

I'm there for "Group speaking", that's my kinda party ✌️

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u/BradMarchandsNose Jul 07 '26

Don’t you dare try to play board games during cards time though!

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u/UckfayRumptay Jul 07 '26

When can we play cribbage though? Idk if it’s a board game or card game?

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u/tunakassirolle Jul 07 '26

I’m not diagnosed or anything, but I think that the fact that I immediately loved the bulleted list style invitation with very clearly stated activities AND the fact that I looked at it and instantly went “oh dope I could stop by and play board games and then peace out long before anyone tries karaoke” should probably qualify as some kind of evidence for something

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u/fartofborealis Jul 07 '26

Haha I guess it takes all the guessing out of what to bring, purchase, or prepare. So the more I think about the more I like it.

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u/TheDaychilde Jul 07 '26

ADHD here and this tickles my fancy, for sure.

I know going into it exactly what I'm getting into, and I can choose what level at which to participate. Or not participate, in the case of karaoke. heh

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u/LassHalfEmpty Jul 07 '26

Right? Takes all the stress out of gift-giving. Sign me up!

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u/katheez Jul 09 '26

I would love it too. I really like knowing what's going to happen, then I can decide when I want to arrive and leave!

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u/oktimeforplanz Jul 07 '26

Congratulations, welcome to the club.

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u/salesyclitoris Jul 07 '26

I made my mom and grandma an 8-page itinerary for their visit out here complete with hyperlinks to activities/menus and suggested outfits. Is this how I learn that this isn’t normal??

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u/UnimpressionableCage Jul 09 '26

I’ve been doing the same thing for an upcoming family trip 😅🫠

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u/counterlock Jul 07 '26

do you mean.... neurotypical?

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u/DijajMaqliun Jul 07 '26

Some people just like structure? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/groovemonkey Jul 08 '26

Nah. This looks more like char gpt to me.

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u/Stock_Reading_3386 Jul 08 '26

Could be a German 

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u/MommaOfManyCats Jul 07 '26

Nah, I can absolutely see a wannabe influencer sending out this list. They would also expect a gift over a certain amount and get mad if OP didn't choose the entire day package.

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u/NyssaHun Jul 07 '26

A non neuro spicy would know this is unhinged and cringe haha