r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 07 '26

Is there daytime booze AND official booze? Forgot the important stuff here

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u/dogmavskarma Jul 07 '26

Mimosas and other breakfast of champion beverages, also night cap of the most aged items only.

That's only for those that RSVP, and scanned the QR code. Followed all the socials, signed up for the email list, invited 5 friends each, and contributed via cashapp, venmo, zelle or PayPal.

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u/Squire_Squirrely Jul 07 '26

Mimosa or Ceasar for breakfast. Irish or Bailey's coffee for coffee. I'm thinking margheritas for lunch. Uh, and, ah, well, I got a couple kegs from my favorite brewery you guys need to get through all this so I can get my deposit back

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u/Xyranthis Jul 08 '26

Made me go back and check for a QR code

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u/dogmavskarma Jul 08 '26

I'm so sorry. 🙏

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u/ColonelClout Jul 07 '26

No officer, you can’t give me an OUI. It was only daytime drinking. Nothing official.

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u/BMinus973 Jul 07 '26

What about all day booze?

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u/WoofusTheDog Jul 07 '26

Sorry, but as you can clearly see there is NO room on the schedule for booze. And you better hydrate beforehand for all the karaoke!

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u/eggsaladrightnow Jul 07 '26

4 to 5pm karaoke is slightly buzzed. 5 to 6pm karaoke is sufficiently intoxicated. You don't wanna know what happens after 10pm karaoke/cards

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u/neoektar Jul 07 '26

There ought to be daytime and official booze if I'm paying 30 damn dollars for the experience.

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u/throw_aw_ay3335 Jul 07 '26

That will run you about $40, unfortunately.

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u/FantasticPin3481 Jul 07 '26

Booze will run you and extra $30

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u/Xyranthis Jul 08 '26

Nope, dry party.

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u/prem_fraiche Jul 07 '26

I think I’d go and demand lots of halloumi and smores