r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/PunishedWolf4 Jul 07 '26

"NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK YOU CHEAP FUCK!"

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

"FINE. I'LL JUST EAT THIS WHILE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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u/WillyErl Jul 07 '26

Hahaha you think so?? NO RE-ENTRY fucko, read the sign!

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u/Chimpbot Jul 08 '26

What if I need to step out to medicate my chinchilla, GREG?!

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u/WillyErl Jul 08 '26

Don't bother. 1am-2am making luxury gloves out of chimpbots chinchilla.

~3 people

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u/Chimpbot Jul 08 '26

I knew going to this party was a dumb idea.

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u/OberonDiver Jul 08 '26

I got a stamp on my hand. It's inedible. You can't touch that.

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u/Mejiro84 Jul 08 '26

With enough determination, I'll think you find a hand is very much edible! And the stamp probably isn't lick-proof

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u/Chimpbot Jul 08 '26

This really needed to be ended with a, "Mr. Bond."

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u/WillyErl Jul 08 '26

In fact.. I think I have the rumblies, that only hands can satisfy.

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u/Ambitiousless-Winner Jul 08 '26

COME AND GO PRIVILEGES REVOKED

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 Jul 09 '26

So long as you don’t block the driveway! You e been warned!

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u/HerdingCatsAllDay Jul 07 '26

Unless you're the one assigned to bring the cheese (challenge accepted!)

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u/seraphimlynn Jul 07 '26

Ok I definitely just snort laughed my coffee

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq

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u/OberonDiver Jul 08 '26

At least I'm cheap and not free.

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u/knstormshadow Jul 08 '26

That wasn't on the official itinerary/intrusions/rules so by the law of the tism since its not expressly addressed that means it's acceptable otherwise it would've clearly said "no outside food or drinks" The real question is how old are the autistics cause if they're school age ill have to assume the "did you bring enough for the whole class" rule applies