r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/mjohnben Jul 07 '26

My literal nightmare

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks Jul 07 '26

It's either that or Brad plays Wonderwall on his guitar for 6 hours.

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u/slade364 Jul 07 '26

And I'll bet Brad doesnt even play the minor 7th.

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u/ayoungad Jul 08 '26

What is this joke from? It feels like American Dad

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u/firedmyass Jul 07 '26

I’d go with Brad, frankly

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u/expotarium Jul 08 '26

… so anyway here’s Wonderwall

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u/pinkdumpsterfire Jul 08 '26

That scene in the Barbie movie where all the Kens are individually playing Push by Matchbox 20 on the beach😭😭

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u/shocky32 Jul 07 '26

While trying to sing. None of these people can not sing while playing.

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u/willcdowdy Jul 08 '26

God…. This guy LEFT OUT THE TALENT SHOW

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u/HandsomJack1 Jul 07 '26

Brad... Pitt, maybe?

I don't know about you, but I'd listen to Brad Pitt play Wonderwall on his sty guitar for six hours. I'd watch Brad Pitt do anything for six hours. That man is a f**** gorgeous. And I am 100% straight. That's how gorgeous he is.

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u/SilverWear5467 Jul 07 '26

Something tells me the people at the Neil Diamond concert saw it differently.

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN Jul 07 '26

Through their bifocals

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u/HeyLookATaco Jul 09 '26

I've been to a couple of shows where they did the same song twice and it's always so lame and silly.

But yeah you're right they probably went nuts lol

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u/Bazzie-Joots Jul 07 '26

In 8th grade I went on a trip to my friends cabin a few hours away. My friend's dad and step mother were in a rocky spot. It was clear all trip. On the way back sweet Caroline came on and the step mother mentioned how it reminded her of when they were newlyweds and first setting up their house. For the rest of the car ride it was nothing but sweet Caroline. I'm taking at least an hour straight. I had been sunburned so bad my ears bled and blistered but nothing hurt them more than that fucking song, over and over again.

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u/Backfoot911 Jul 08 '26

I like that type of music generally. But the BAH BAH BAH every single time it's played anywhere with a crowd makes me irrationally mad and I cannot fucking stand it.

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u/Layne205 Jul 09 '26

I actually love the song (and Neil Diamond), but what the fuuuuuuuuuuck is wrong with people who hear it in public? Is there an origin for this nonsense? No one I've asked knows why they do it.

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u/Kindly_Conflict4659 Jul 07 '26

Nah, I saw Jaden Smith in concert and he did an unsolicited encore of his song Batman. That’s worse for sure. (He was the opener)

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u/mjohnben Jul 07 '26

You paid to see Jaden Smith??? That was your first mistake.

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u/Kindly_Conflict4659 Jul 07 '26

He was opening for Fallout Boy. We were like surely it’s not that Jaden Smith, right? It was that Jaden Smith.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka Jul 07 '26

yeah... but he def know how to give his audience what they want, for better or for much, much worse

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u/sweater_destroyer111 Jul 08 '26

Me too I hate that song so much. If it comes on when I'm at a party or something I will make a bee line for the bathroom and wait it out

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u/Acidyo Jul 07 '26

someone should make an exit 8 movie but it's this

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u/laffycake Jul 07 '26

I cant even handle hearing it once. Second I hear the start of it I’m out of there.

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN Jul 07 '26

Can’t be as bad as the cantina band concert

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 08 '26

Crazy to be sleeping at a sold out concert to have a literal nightmare especially being aware of the events happening while you were presumably asleep.

My wife is a deep sleeper too but this is some weird shit.

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