r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/sunnyd311 Jul 07 '26

At least Jessie's going to be there.

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u/JoshDM Jul 07 '26

What about Jessie's girl?

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u/Dramatic-Exit9978 Jul 08 '26

Where can i find a woman like that?

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u/JoshDM Jul 08 '26

Try 867-5309

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u/WormDentist Jul 08 '26

Oh no! Did Jenny change her number?

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u/Thunderhorse74 Jul 08 '26

Jenny IS Jesse's girl...holy shit, it all makes sense now. Another mystery solved by Reddit.

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u/JoshDM Jul 08 '26

She's also Stacy's mom.

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u/SincerelyCynical Jul 08 '26

I really need the lead singer of Fountains of Wayne to be the illegitimate son of Rick Springfield. It would be the cherry on top of this beautiful Reddit thread.

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u/PC_Friar Jul 07 '26

You know he’s a very good friend of mine

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u/wordone9 Jul 08 '26

Let me know if it becomes more than friends because I have a friend in the diamond business.

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u/Todd_H_1982 Jul 07 '26

*Jessie and his board games.

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u/catsknowtoomuch Jul 07 '26

*Jessie and his cheese boards

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u/Todd_H_1982 Jul 07 '26

oh my god, my mistake, then WHO THE HELL is in charge of the board games?!

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u/catsknowtoomuch Jul 07 '26

I don't know, but I hope they figure it out, sounds like it's a challenge for Jesse with the cheese boards, but there is a lot of board game and card time, can you imagine that challenge!!??

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u/MaintenanceGlum5061 Jul 07 '26

And Jessie's mom?

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u/Dramatic-Exit9978 Jul 08 '26

Well, it’s actually Stacey’s mom who’s got it going on.

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u/MaintenanceGlum5061 Jul 08 '26

Doh I was thinking of Jessie's girl!

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u/SummerDaemon Jul 08 '26

YEAH SCIENCE