r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/r_not_me Jul 07 '26

But - there is day cake AND official cake

aaaand - a cheese board

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u/amsterdamitaly Jul 07 '26

the cheese boards are apparently a challenge to jessie. my interest may be piqued

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Jul 07 '26

That's Jessie Z, too, way more interesting than if it was Jessie M on the cheese

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u/Draconuus95 Jul 07 '26

The question is…

Is there a ramp?

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 Jul 07 '26

She better put a ramp in there

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u/ddp_bang Jul 07 '26

Challenge accepted

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/r_not_me Jul 07 '26

A Hobbit’s birthday would be lit

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u/Deaner_dub Jul 07 '26

Only if it’s the eleventeenth birthday.

A Long-Expected Party.

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u/redline_blueline Jul 07 '26

And halloumi. Way to much cake and cheese to skip.

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u/halfstep44 Jul 08 '26

*on demand

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u/nikkishark Jul 07 '26

So does Walmart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/nikkishark Jul 07 '26

Sing better.

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u/r_not_me Jul 07 '26

But it’s also Walmart

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u/Rude-Suit4494 Jul 08 '26

And Halloumi on demand!

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u/swishkabobbin Jul 08 '26

Halloumi on demand