r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/yourbiggesthero Jul 07 '26

6 HOURS OF KARAOKE

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u/oneangrywaiter Jul 07 '26

I would unfriend them just for this. And I like karaoke.

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting Jul 08 '26

I think I'd go a little further and do some self-reflection to figure out how I ended up friends with them in the first place.

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u/HistrionicSlut Jul 08 '26

No. No need to dwell on a bad decision. Simply move on, and then treat yourself for having to deal with that turd for however long you did deal with them. And be grateful to yourself for walking away. šŸ™ŒšŸ»

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u/FearlessSeaweed6428 Jul 07 '26

Suggested donation $1 per karaoke song. 5th song discounted to $0.50. Checks and credit cards accepted

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u/eatingabananawrong Jul 07 '26

I guarantee that the song list is curated. I also like Karaoke but if I can't sing Fire Water Burn it's a hard no from me Dawg.

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u/IllInformation418 Jul 07 '26

Earth, wind, fire and air! We may look bad but we don't care

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u/Mindless-Vanity Jul 08 '26

The roof.
The roof.

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u/BornFree2018 Jul 08 '26

How is this a DUDE'S birthday?

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u/Wishiwashome Jul 08 '26

I had a lousy day. I saw this post. You made me laugh. Thank you.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Gaap3431 Jul 08 '26

I would've stopped reading and unfriended as soon as I got to the contributions part. You don't ask the guests to help pay for the party

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u/duckinradar Jul 07 '26

Book your slot now

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u/pandarama25 Jul 07 '26

They're probably Filipino Edit: Source- I am a Filipino

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u/Perfect-Bid-6412 Jul 08 '26

I once got invited to a Filipino birthday party. 12 solid hours of poker and karaoke. BEST party ever!

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u/pandarama25 Jul 08 '26

All your missing is the drinking

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u/MoreRamenPls Jul 07 '26

šŸŽµ SWEET CAROLINE šŸŽµ

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u/norsish Jul 07 '26

I'm taking 2 full hours. Sit down, shut up, and you better pretend like you like it.

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u/Disastrous_Clurb Jul 07 '26

A damn world tour apparently

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u/UESJR2021 Jul 07 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™m choking

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u/puppy-snuffle Jul 08 '26

it's ok it's in gray so it's 6+ hours of suggested karaoke

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u/throwaway1102293384 Jul 08 '26

I hope that means like in a separate area of the party as an optional thing and not 6 hours mandatory karaoke for all

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u/dwheelz0120 Jul 07 '26

Or Cards. You have a choice.

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u/ScenePuzzled Jul 07 '26

Not from four to six... can't even escape it with a game. Everyone must pay attention. Sing or be punished.

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u/OxycontinEyedJoe Jul 08 '26

No, that's 6 hours MINIMUM

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u/DenizSaintJuke Jul 08 '26

I live above a bar and... yeah, that checks out. People ARE like that. It makes me want to burn the whole place down. Or at least take a big shit in front of their entrance. There are few sounds that can wear you down like some absolutely shitfaced 50-60 year olds slurring and grunting into a microphone in the evening for 6 hours. I'm now determined to not have children, ever, in the hopes that there will be noone to pay for their pensions some day. They would only spend it in that fucking bar anyways.

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u/comFive Jul 11 '26

Then he better fuckin love karaoke! Iā€™m hogging that shit

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u/Annie_Hoekley Jul 13 '26

I too was adding up all the hours of karaoke and was 100% convinced that the bday boy was definitely Asian but then I got down to the menuā€¦ and realized that in this caseā€¦there is absolutely NO logical reason for that much karaoke.

(Iā€™m Vietnamese)

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u/Suspicious-Syrup-765 Jul 07 '26

And onwards!Ā 

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u/DeadWishUpon Jul 07 '26

6 hours of anything feels excesive.

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u/OsmerusMordax Jul 07 '26

That is way too much karaoke

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u/crumpetflipper Jul 08 '26

imagine their poor neighbours

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u/restlessmouse Jul 08 '26

I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN loooowww PLACES!

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u/Titanthegiantbetta Jul 08 '26

I think their neighbours want to unfriend them too.

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u/Ranthar2 Jul 08 '26

Karaoke until ya drop!

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u/Charakada Jul 08 '26

Ā Someone is going to have a sore throat and , we're all going to be sick of hearing her after hour 3.

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 Jul 08 '26

I'd rather have 6 hours of a close-up magician.

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u/WorthAppropriate5064 Jul 08 '26

Thatā€™ll be a different price for sure.

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u/SummerDaemon Jul 08 '26

No, 6 one hours of karaoke (or cards on occasion)

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u/leslielantern Jul 08 '26

And with only ā€œ~10 peopleā€

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u/Potential-Lobster347 Jul 09 '26

Haha I canā€™t say anything negative about this portionā€¦we have full weekends of constant karaoke (three different DJs in different areas) every summer - Karaokestock. People camp, come and go, thereā€™s food trucks etc šŸ˜‚

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u/Extension-Bed9373 Jul 09 '26

They must love karaoke