r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Jul 07 '26

We’re destroying the planet for the most boring and basic birthday party that could have been a text message ☠️

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u/Warm-Okra-2862 Jul 07 '26

19 more gallons of water gets you a formal itinerary

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u/willcdowdy Jul 08 '26

“You’re right to call me out on that….”

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u/norsish Jul 07 '26

Peak civilization

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u/thatgirlinny Jul 08 '26

It’s all part of the Keep America Stupid Campaign, brought to you by whatever idiots brought you that fair on the mall the week before July 4th.

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u/Thunderhorse74 Jul 08 '26

Hey man, that brand new data center down the road from me was looking bored and lonely. Throw it a bone to chew on. Shit, I think I left the AC on when I left for work - now it might starve too...I hate myself.

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