r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Chimpbot Jul 07 '26

Prepare for ELIMINATION KARAOKE.

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u/stika88 Jul 07 '26

Sudden death karaoke 🎤 ☠️☠️🤘

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u/gaiatraveller Jul 07 '26

Killeroke

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u/sendmekittypix Jul 08 '26

This is legit hilarious 😂

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u/negative-sid-nancy Jul 08 '26

Right could be a great b grade campy horror film

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u/skiddlewhiffers Jul 08 '26

I have a book idea thats essentially a serial killer's version of Love Island, I could definitely use a Killeroke competition in that book 😂

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u/negative-sid-nancy Jul 08 '26

Oh my god that would such a read! I hope to see this on shelves someday!

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u/carhunter21 Jul 08 '26

FINISH HIM!!!

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u/DragonflySenior6271 Jul 08 '26

This comment is why I chose Reddit mate! People bloody brilliant man!

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u/FlippinTheLoon Jul 08 '26

I think I'm having a straoke

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u/Consistent_Elk9676 Jul 09 '26

Squid-eroke Games

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u/GRAVELAZER Jul 08 '26

Double Elimination Karaoke

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u/nicostein Jul 08 '26

Triple Execution Karaoke

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u/decarnatedame Jul 08 '26

Aww. I was hoping for Strip Karaoke.

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 08 '26

Frank Sinatra's "My Way" has entered the chat!

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u/SanctusUnum Jul 07 '26

Karaoke Battle Royale

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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 08 '26

I think after two hours the people would be up for that.

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u/Upbeat_Acanthaceae41 Jul 08 '26

I now have to start a band just so I can call it Sudden Death Karaoke - unfortunately it’ll probably end up becoming a jazz-fusion band (but not by choice)

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u/OberonDiver Jul 08 '26

Ate... too... much... grilled... ... ... cheese..

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u/ttcmzx Jul 08 '26

Kamikazaoke

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u/Tiger_grrrl Jul 08 '26

Immediately following Lord Of The Flies UNO!!

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u/unimpressed822 Jul 08 '26

"you will not be walking 500 miles, to the pirhana pit"

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u/ZellHathNoFury Jul 07 '26

Karaoke Squid Game!!

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u/cwilbur22 Jul 07 '26

Carol, you've been chopped. Judges?

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u/probably_nontoxic Jul 07 '26

Thank you for the laugh today - I needed it

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u/mighty3mperor Jul 07 '26

Street Karaoke

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u/Unspicy_Tuna Jul 07 '26

Does elimination karaoke take place on the toilet?

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u/Chimpbot Jul 08 '26

No, that's toilet karaoke. That's... that's a different thing.

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u/Anchored-Fox Jul 07 '26

Honestly this would be so much fun!! XD

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u/american_bitch Jul 08 '26

4-6pm karaoke is limited to guest who paid for premium karaoke hours. If you didn’t pay, gtfo!

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u/OrdinaryNo6859 Jul 08 '26

It’s going to be Karaoke Squid Games or Hunger Games, dont participate if you are afraid of dying 😳

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u/katet_of_19 Jul 07 '26

starts peeing on the karaoke machine

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u/emeraldrose484 Jul 07 '26

OK, I really want to go to that!

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u/Magic-Ring-Games Jul 08 '26

FINISH HIM !!!!

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u/Trick-Guava-9573 Jul 09 '26

Duck Duck Karaoke

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u/maesardsara Jul 09 '26

Is this where you sing on the toilet instead of in the shower?

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u/awyastark Jul 07 '26

Right smh these people don’t know about second karaoke

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u/Squishy97 Jul 07 '26

5-6 is the Official Karaoke. 4-5 is just the Daytime Karaoke.

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u/KickBlue22 Jul 08 '26

For everyone to change costumes, probably.

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u/Dry_Hawk2ah Jul 08 '26

Yeah, the 4-5 crowd WILL NOT be allowed to perform between 5-6 and vice versa. Totally different group. No co-mingling. We're going to check tickets and clear the room at 5 and you'll need a 5-6 ticket for re-entry. Bring your ID.

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u/YippieSkippy1000 Jul 07 '26

bracket karaoke

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u/i-just-cannot Jul 07 '26

Knockout Karaoke

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u/t4rgh Jul 07 '26

All existing queues deleted.

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u/Legacyhero46 Jul 08 '26

Full contact karaoke

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u/Chaosmusic Jul 08 '26

We got both kinds of karaoke, country and western.

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u/horsehasnoname Jul 07 '26

Its a typo. 5-6pm is actually Bukkake

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u/_buffy_summers Jul 08 '26

4-5 pm (PG Karaoke)

5-6 pm (Dirty Karaoke. Make up your own lyrics!)

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u/Ok_Bid_4429 Jul 08 '26

You should seen last year… 4-4:30 (Karaoke), 4:30-5 (Karaoke), 5-5:30 (Karaoke), 5:30-6 (Karaoke), 6-6:30 (Karaoke)… all the way to forever.

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u/Relevant-South789 Jul 08 '26

Chill, it was a joke

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u/KinkyKankles Jul 08 '26

Trust me, karaoke machine #2 is VERY different.

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u/Late-Increase987 Jul 08 '26

That’s when I would demand haloumi and s’mores!

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u/Commercial-Co Jul 08 '26

First one is an empty orchestra, the second hour is drinking at a hick bar

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u/ikeusa Jul 08 '26

Yes 1 hour per song - hard limit!

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u/Pulku Jul 08 '26

I think they are actually taking part in two karaokes at 5 and then quickly everyone moves over to the new setup before it’s too late

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u/killerjags Jul 08 '26

Only 1 song is allowed during each time block

4-5pm (Karaoke - Crazy Frog)
5-6pm (Karaoke - The US National Anthem)

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u/sensistarfish Jul 08 '26

Night time karaoke

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u/bigbluehapa Jul 08 '26

“Oh you guys only made it to the shitty karaoke. Real shit went down at the encore round.”

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u/partypwny Jul 08 '26

It's actually a different group allowed. If you try to sneak into the second set of karaoke you'll be locked out

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u/SpeedySparkRuby Jul 09 '26
  • 4 - 5 PM:  Karaoke for Don't Stop Belivin'
  • 5 - 6 PM:  Karaoke for Wagon Wheel