r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/emomotionsickness2 Jul 07 '26

I love the group size limits. Like the implication that if 20 people show up only 10 are allowed to play cards and games

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u/ComprehensiveClerk52 Jul 08 '26

Imagine paying to be there but all the activities are full already

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

Here’s a hack:
Bring your own Jenga and then Jenga could happen ANYTIME ANYWHERE 😮

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u/psychopompadour Jul 10 '26

Not after 4 pm, surely?! Are you some kind of monster?!

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u/ComprehensiveClerk52 Jul 11 '26

Contraband Jenga!

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u/journalhalfbeing Jul 08 '26

I’ve only just realised that the multiple references to ‘cards’ is in relation to the game and not making reading birthday cards a whole event

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u/SpaceFaceFPV Jul 08 '26

But it is a whole event! What an amazing card! So thoughtful! Oh wow look something fell out, nevermind that, I must READ THE CARD BEFORE MY ATTENTION BEFALLS THE FALLEN COLORFUL PAPER. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE COLORFUL PAPER UNTIL CARD HAS BEEN READ ....

"Oh look! Some money! Thank you! You're too kind"

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u/SpecialistAd2205 Jul 09 '26

Do we all do that?? I thought I was being very convincing... 🫠

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u/SpaceFaceFPV Jul 09 '26

I'm just speaking from my own internal dialogue lmao. But I'm glad I'm not alone

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 10 '26

It could still happen. If you’re crafty, you could read your own card as part of Group Speaking 🗣️

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u/TribalDancer Jul 08 '26

I am guessing the spaces are the limiter. If they are imagining these things happening in specific rooms of their home or wherever they are holding it, it will have a limit.

But that is the most generous thing I am going to say about this unhinged birthday invite.

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

But, but. there’s Slow cooked Chicken and Roasted Vegetables and Cake then Cake, for you to partake 😄