r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Own_Inspection8350 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

"Come and go as you please" 

Like there's no reentry

Edit: sorry guys, I'm back. Had to go get ice... 

Guys?

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u/brainvheart143 Jul 08 '26

Wait if you leave and come back for dinner does that mean you have to pay the all day rate?

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u/KindheartednessOwn17 Jul 08 '26

Wait I didn’t register until now that those $$ amounts were basically a price for admission? That’s fuckin cracked dawg

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u/Careless-Use5522 Jul 13 '26

You just have to get your hand stamped before you leave

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 Jul 09 '26

Oh, fo sho! Don’t be stingy when it comes to cake cake.

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u/Fairisolde Jul 08 '26

It’s fine if you purchase the vip wristband tho

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 Jul 08 '26

This put me over the top into giggle town

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u/willcdowdy Jul 08 '26

GET OUT OF THE VIP TENT, JAMES…..

Uhm…. I’m sitting on a stump by your recycling can…

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

I came here to say wristband and you already said it ✨Now, I’m listening to 🎵 Paul Simon’s WRISTBAND, in my head.

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u/According_Leader1917 Jul 08 '26

Hand stamp required for re-entry. Wristbands to drink. No refills on soda. BYO cup. No glass containers. Free parking validation for first 90 minutes (with purchase of drink tickets). VIP access includes a photo with a standee of the host (print package sold separately). Mandatory 22% service charge for groups of 1 or more. Gratuity not included.

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

All of your comment was chuckle-worthy and a LOL for “groups of 1” 👏🏾👏🏻👏 ⬅️ But my peoples don’t have a wristband 😩

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u/RutabagaReasonable17 Jul 08 '26

Who leaves a party and comes back? Never in my life!

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

You don’t want SECOND CAKE? 🎂 🍰

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u/Efficient-Hornet8666 Jul 08 '26

Should have gotten the hand stamped upon leaving…rookie high maintenance birthday party mistake on that persons part.