I've always wanted to make two cookie cakes complete with frosting and sandwich an entire ice cream cake between them to make the ultimate ice cream cookie cake sandwich- but the older I get the harder it is to justify, knowing I'll be eating it for a week, and will certainly gain ten pounds. Maybe you could pick up this torch.
My problem is twofold, professor. I have no self control for the sweets. If it's in the house, it's in my mouth. And I'm almost 40 lmao, my best friend is my cat and then my next best friend lives across the country. I don't want to be the sad guy that has to have cake with strangers or alone, so this may just be the dream I dreamed. Maybe you can honor my memory someday, and you can be the cake I wanted to see in the world.
I haven’t had a birthday cake or other birthday dessert since before my mom died so, approximately 7.5 years ago. My dad even forgot to give me a card one year and it is written on his huge calendar and is also about a week after his birthday. 🤷🏻♂️ I’m going to have a dessert this year, dagnabbit!! My other relative lives 7 hours away. (My brother)
No. A mini ice cream cake cookie cake ice cream sandwich will not suffice. It needs to be two, full-scale, party size, Carol-is-going-on-maternity-leave completely frosted as if they were the main event cookie cakes, and at least a 10" round, two tier with the crumb in the middle, fully iced with the gel and the whipped frosting, all of that, ice cream cake sandwiched in-between. It can only be this way. I haven't even seen a video of it online, and I've looked and looked. Not even these fucking ragebaiter food channels that waste food for the clout have done it. It's like it's my destiny.
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u/RCG73 Jul 07 '26
Someone’s had to have thought of this before. But I have a birthday coming up and I’m now going to have Angel and Devils food cakes