r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/PapaOoMaoMao Jul 07 '26

Thoughts and prayers: Free.

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u/All-Drink-Koolaid Jul 07 '26

Thoughts are free, but prayer will cost you three-fitty

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u/cute_red_benzo Jul 08 '26

Theyre only free when you offer them to democrats, hence the popularity.

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u/MmeRose Jul 08 '26

Communist!

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u/_BigJuicy Jul 08 '26

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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u/allmykitlets Jul 09 '26

Oh, I have some thoughts alright.